TV show: MAZ Jobrani: I come in peace (Maz Jobrani: I Come in Peace)

... Another important issue, which is not saying, is that people from the Middle East, when meeting each other, as they need to understand how much you need kisses? In the West we say, "Hello!" "How you doing?" "Gimme five!" and spending. In the East it is accepted to kiss. Cheek to cheek, isn't it? But each country has different ritual, that is confusing. In Iran, for example, sometimes you kiss twice, sometimes three. I explained why it happened: before the revolution there were two, then three. Therefore, based on the number of kisses, when meeting with the Iranian it is easy to determine whose side he's on. "One, two, three...I can't Believe you support this regime! Bastard with three kisses."

You know what's funny? How men are involved in childbirth. Pretend that they, too, participated. They attend classes in the Lamaze method. I know these classes? Classes where you learn to breathe correctly. This is a very Western thing, modern. It came up with a man. And we, men, like, "Well, OK. Let them "coaches breathing" at the time of pregnancy. And during childbirth will remind them to breathe. And then it turns out that the child was born to us."

In this way, is the key to success in negotiations: it is necessary to pretend that you have a better suggestion than that of which negotiate. That is why men from the Middle East allowed to have four wives. You can haggle to squeeze from them the maximum. "I don't want to do a Blowjob? I'll go to another, let's see what she can offer me. I will return, will return."

Iran always knows exactly what to do to get into the news. And as soon as Egypt had a revolution, Iran is this: he sends ships in the Suez canal. Without any reasons. Just swim there! Let's see what happens. Swim, come on! How to get there, take off your pants and make like this: "Hello, America!"