MAZ Jobrani: I come in peace (Maz Jobrani: I Come in Peace) (№ 252923)

... Another important issue, which is not saying, is that people from the Middle East, when meeting each other, as they need to understand how much you need kisses? In the West we say, "Hello!" "How you doing?" "Gimme five!" and spending. In the East it is accepted to kiss. Cheek to cheek, isn't it? But each country has different ritual, that is confusing. In Iran, for example, sometimes you kiss twice, sometimes three. I explained why it happened: before the revolution there were two, then three. Therefore, based on the number of kisses, when meeting with the Iranian it is easy to determine whose side he's on. "One, two, three...I can't Believe you support this regime! Bastard with three kisses."