TV show: Diesel Show. Page 2

The only place where women are never late is the Registrar. Because they are there with twelve years of going.

- Evgeny, you have so many products, and where you bought all the one hundred hryvnia?
- Stole, you jerk!
Is everything I bought in the canteen of the Verkhovna Rada. I even check is if you don't believe. ...
- Wow! And in the dining room to get?
- Identity, grandma.
- Pension?
- On Deputy. We in the Verkhovna Rada anybody is not allowed. Especially in the dining room.
I can see why you are all so puhnite there. Six months have passed - and as usice.

People who we often call our friends. The people we often call in roaming automatically become our enemies.

- Your age?
- A woman is unethical to ask about age.
Well, then, write on the eye - 38.
- Uh, I'm 27!
Yeah, that's really 32!
- Girls, it is seasoned COP, he knew right away!

- Accountant, please look here what is this?
Is? Water bill.
- What the fuck is water?
For fuck cold fuck hot. How do I know what are you water in hell pour.

I believe that drugs should not be consumed. Because in our country it is impossible to aggravate. Have you seen the state of the economy, roads? And it is in our country only alcohol allowed!

- Check further down the list: drinking in the hall there? Well, you are now an expert!
- I mean, expert? I'm in politics, boom-boom!
- Drinker, do not understand politics? Do not tell me!

You today for the power or for the opposition?
- Here's the thing: I'm still sober - I have power, but only drink like once in the opposition pass.

- Tell me, do you support the current government?
- Tell, and cameras are included?
- What's the difference?
- Well, depending on this answer may change dramatically.
- Look, camera not included. We have rehearsal goes.
- Then you know what it is?
- You can just tell me: do you support the government or the opposition?
- I support the power of the opposition!

For that money give?
- We give the show the "talk Time". You don't give - you don't natrindo!
- How not matrundola? I said Yanyke pensioners are better off.
- Was that you? And you know that because of you the show closed, because there was no need to raise the issue of sale of land. Why?
- And I'm interested in this topic because I need the land in the center, about two meters away next to his grandfather.

- How do you feel about "Mushrooms"?
Yeah normally I am, I have not ridden. But in General I love chanterelles, boletus...
- No, a group of "Mushrooms". She actually recently broke up.
- What? On a hat and a leg?

- First of all, in my office smoke!
- So I waply.
And I'm the mayor. This is my office. Impossible means impossible!
- Vaping is an electronic cigarette!
- Even more so! Are you an idiot, you'll fucking shock, I do not need you to immediately threw her skates!

In Ukraine, the best way to lose weight recognized bills for utilities.

- "I need you got me!" "Give me the address - the food!" / "Good evening, I'm home alone today..." "Man, give me the address - go!" / "And you're a brunette or a blonde?" "Give me the address - I'll see!" What is this!?
- Yes, something that day hormones jumped... And you know, that's so straight wanted to the actual [sex], not a phone.
Marina Frantsevna, we do not provide direct sexual services!
Like I initially said that I was a woman temporarily lonely, and I will take the work at home.