dentistry [Theme]

- I said everything correctly - racketeers!

People have shown his teeth whenever he could. Grandfather said: sorry, I'm not a gynecologist.

- Aren't you a dentist?
- Are not you my father?
If you say "Yes", there will be a discount?

- Ted! You sued?
- If it's Freeman, he's lying! Maybe I'm bored and nothing left, but he asked for it!

- Mom! I am pleased your attention, but the candy in the dental office is not the place!
- Your father was always thinking about the customer. So that again to him came!

- Dr. Brooks is in pain?
- Of course, not tickling, but with taxes not to compare!

Now all obsessed with that something in yourself to change. All obsessed with beauty. But, as a rule, this beauty borders on unnatural. Now, some are giving themselves such white teeth, what do you think: "Bro, where? In your mouth a bidet! You wash your mouth? "Toilet duck" or a brush? Your mouth can hold White Sensation!"

... I could not be a rash from the "møller", because it was not "møller". I had another toffee Zolotoy Klyuchik. "Moeller" is just sweet. "The Golden key" it was a mini-quest. You open the paper, there is a second piece of paper... <...> But to open a toffee - it was only the first stage of the quest. The toughest was the first clenching of jaws. But even tougher was unclamping the jaws. Know roll that collect lint and hair coat? That's absolutely the same principle butterscotch gathered the fillings in his teeth! And so now you come to the dentist and the first visit is a consultation. You for 3000 rubles explain that you have not, make some kind of impression, a 3D projection. Then you come to the dentist and said, "Shesterok - tooth decay, the eight - hole, and I did not throw a toffee - here's the cast of the jaw!"

- It is strange. Usually people don't like dentists. Tell me: what is the better dentist psychiatrist?
- Dentists working with anesthesia.

I love dentists for their love for art, the wide horizon, for the ideological tolerance. Love sinful man, the buzzing of a drill - this poor earthly sister's airplane - also sterledeva barcika azure.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
I told my dentist that I have yellow teeth. He advised me to wear a brown tie.

- You need a dentist? I know a good.
- No, thank you. I good know only to hate him!
- Never talk to the invisible dentists. Well it's so frustrating to see all those instruments floating in the air.

Inhuman experiments on people in the field of dentistry.