Book: Eva

RUB the lemon, celery and a head of garlic. Mince, add honey and drink in the morning on an empty stomach. (Or eat, I don't know how to push myself in this stuff). In addition to swelling, swill heals a broken heart. After he did not want men, nor feelings, but only brandy 300 g

If she then asked if we had Relations. She would say "Almost there". And in my opinion, "Almost Yes".

When in your bed every night tossing and turning, the same woman, it's good.

... reproaches the woman will not return. Their conscience in love is not a pointer.

... if a woman thinks like a child, most likely, in her life already agrohotel three husbands and a hundred lovers.

... men, it's people, if you need to go and die, they go and die. For the sake of love. At least there will be whining all night like really die.

... never rejoice if a woman invites you, as a man. Probably will have to wear an iron piano with his bare hands.

... learn to count the soul. Continue my weight will be measured metaphorically - I'm big, I'm big and comfortable, I'm beautiful like a Palace.

Bastard Tolstoy wrote about women's love the truth. If you long to drink the blood of relatives and friends, they run away. And when one is not excite your graceful folly, made me sad.

Do not leave the woman alone. Don't let her get bored. Otherwise or she'll go crazy, or you.

There is nothing more wife, which is familiar to an electrician. Or the taxi driver. Or a musician.

In terms of salary, the electrician is generally not male, what with him cheating. But, he got a screwdriver whose length is 20 cm, some electricians. When the home my husband swam in the sector often lack strong male screwdriver.

From excess of loyalty to the wives of seafarers losing my mind.

The facial expressions of the legs much sophistication than the front. Knees expressive eyes. Putting them in different positions, can be shy, answer back, agree to dance, or to refuse to go to the Crimea on the black jeep. Ways to show feet, what a headache, I know eight. And nine, that the head has already passed. Eyes we can say: "You bastard," and knees, "You're a scoundrel, but I like it."