Author of quotes: Boris Ioselevich



Humor is a test of intelligence, both writing and reading.
Quote Explanation: If a person is deaf to attempts to make him laugh, let him buy a hearing aid to find out the truth about himself.
№ 426156   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2021 / 21:03
What is beyond my understanding is beneth my dignity.
The game is worth the candle, no matter how much the candles themselves cost.
Honor is always cramped within the limits he has been given.
We're not like everyone else, and everyone isn't like us.
Silence, like gold in a state bank, can be converted into any currency.
Non-traditional political orientation: ours, yours, and everyone who asks.
An idealist who believes that they will pass by him... and they will notice.
Meanness under duress, feat. worthy of forgiveness.
Everyone is to blame, but there is no blame on anyone.
Democracy is the best of all. what can be invented, and the worst of what has been accomplished.
Don't spit on your yesterday so that your tomorrow won't give you that spit.
Don't ask a genius "why"? Because he's a genius.
№ 418042   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2021 / 19:15
Nothing lasts forever under the moon, not even a lunar eclipse.
Ye who reproach God for indifference forgets that he fulfills desires, not whims.
Men are so different: some are good in bed, others in a restaurant.
The good thing about the internet is that stupidity becomes news.
In politics, there is always a place for feats, but, unfortunately, not for the mind.
The truth has two eyes and one ear, hence the difference between what is seen and heard.
In sports, unlike sex, you can not try all your life, but in sex, unlike sports, errors do not affect the final result.
Boris Ioselevich
№ 406662   Added MegaMozg 11-11-2020 / 10:45
Boris Ioselevich
Quote Explanation: Thought has two enemies: the one who tries to reproduce it, and those who try to destroy it.
№ 405318   Added MegaMozg 14-10-2020 / 18:06
I was looking for happiness, but clients came across.
Quote Explanation: When you lie down without looking, you usually get up when there is nothing to look at.
№ 405244   Added MegaMozg 10-10-2020 / 21:54
It's amazing how hard we put up with sexual impotence, and how easy it is with the mental.
Quote Explanation: When a woman dresses faster than expected, this is the best proof that you are not doing well with the mind.
№ 405243   Added MegaMozg 10-10-2020 / 21:51
Changing beliefs is not a matter of principle, but of payment.
Quote Explanation: If someone needs to explain this quote, then he fell from the moon.
№ 405215   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2020 / 17:00
A person who utters stupidity on a television screen is smarter than a fool who has not achieved this right.
Quote Explanation: Is it not clear what even fools understand?
№ 405214   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2020 / 16:57
Everyone carries their own cross, but at different distances.
Quote Explanation: Similar does not mean the same.
№ 405213   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2020 / 16:54
SHY APHORISMS
Virtues tend to ruin everything that evil puts into practice.
When more is needed than can be hidden, you have to tell less than you want to hear.
Our tragedy is that we cannot reconcile our capabilities with our needs.
Observing decency, we are left with nothing but our decency.
The first thing that comes to mind, the last thing that needs to be rushed to fulfill.
Sometimes you have to follow a non-existent trail.
Radish delirium is not sweeter, but the mouth is not empty.
Telling the truth is not safe even to yourself.
Boris Ioselevich
Quote Explanation: It's so hard to please everyone, but most of all your own stupidity.
№ 405089   Added MegaMozg 07-10-2020 / 21:18
Boris Ioselevich
Quote Explanation: He said everything he could, but he could not say.
№ 404756   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2020 / 09:33
Everybody lies, but some lies are more like it.
Destiny asks assigning, and life asks, rejecting.
Lost souls are those who have hotbodies, and rapidly approaching purity.
Tender calf sucks two Queens, but we should not forget that overeating leads to results opposite to expectations.
While the idea paid dividends, never diminish the hunters to die for it.
When you take a woman for what she has, least of all think about what it is.
The woman is ready for any sacrifice, except for those that must bring itself.
Woman of humble admiration, immodest - desire.
Circumcision - a ritual or a sign of quality.
Boris Ioselevich
Quote Explanation: A quote can not be explained, except that to say twice.
№ 398767   Added Viker 23-06-2020 / 09:27
This is not a quote. and the parable. If you do not fit, send to the forefathers.
№ 396657   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:28
APHORISMS OF POLITICAL WISDOM
"Whatever claimed politician, the only thing he is able to repeat truisms. Other business philosopher. His eloquence is based on full confidence in the fact that he still does not understand". This statement belongs to the American President Abraham Lincoln. Another President - French - Poincare do not agree with him: "They, my dear, lie still, but philosophers more skillfully". You can admit the truth of both of their tastes, attitudes, traditions of different eras and irreconcilable safely continue the publication of opinions about politics and politicians trusting the people, whose reputation below their competence, which gives a special significance to each unspoken word and they stashed him thinking.
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Policy - a dark forest, and wishes to be heard should shout louder than others.
Mirabeau, a French political consultant.
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To tell the truth - the lot of losers. I'm willing to put on a dead horse against racing than truth-seekers who dared to make a career in politics.
Oscar Wilde, a cynic from England.
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Hypocrisy is the tribute that the politician pays his supporters for what they sensibly turn a blind eye to its shortcomings.
Laroche Foucault, the inventor of the political pendulum.
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According to the laws of physics, the sandwich falls butter side down. Political laws reject the possibility of such a fall in the principle that those lucky enough to smear butter on our bread, never let it go.
Lord Sandwich, gentleman.
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Hypocrisy in politics - the same as the knife of the surgeon. The autopsy will show, but she and the surgeon can easily prove that he had acted from the highest motives.
Hippocrates, head of the Department of health in Ancient Greece.
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Whether Karl Marx was indeed a Jew, what do not get tired to reproach his political opponents, he would were not the author of Capital and its owner.
Fedor Kuz'kin, PhD in macroeconomic Sciences.
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Ladies therefore are committed to the policy that the loss of face and honor society does not consider something reprehensible, but because it is the politics - the most comfortable place for a woman without prejudice.
George sand, a feminist.
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Freedom is like a young wife, closer than it look, the more sorry I fought for it.
Attributed To Don Juan.
Boris Ioselevich
Quote Explanation: Quote that needs clarification, is called a denunciation.
№ 396656   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:27