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- The first witch who likes to fry.
- The first witch who likes to fry.
№ 461579   Added Viker 15-01-2024 / 13:06
Mansi: - Come on, I’ll take you.
Quote Explanation: The dialogue is conducted by Professor James Murray and the chief warden of the prison for the mentally ill, Mr. Munsey. The professor initiated the creation of the first English dictionary in history, and experienced difficulties in the cataloging process, until one day his appeal letter (leaflet) was discovered in a donated book by a prisoner, Dr. Miner, who deigned to help the professor and his team with the search for the semantics of words, causing difficulties for the professor’s team of linguists. In turn, the intermediary who transmitted letters from Dr. Miner to the professor’s team was Mr. Muncy, who was responsible for sending letters from the prisoner...
№ 460869   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2024 / 17:24
- Haha, wonderful mask, you can take it off and no one will notice the difference.
Quote Explanation: Geralt met Sigi at a masquerade
№ 460699   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 15:45
- Haha, wonderful mask, you can take it off and no one will notice the difference.
Quote Explanation: Geralt met Sigi at a masquerade
№ 460698   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2024 / 15:45
In the early stages of a relationship, the narcissist wears the mask of an ideal partner. But still, his aggression slips out through humor, sarcasm, and cruel jokes. From which only he laughs. This is hidden devaluation. And if you don't understand these jokes, then you are accused of stupidity. The narcissist also loves to make dirty jokes. His jokes do not have any positive effect and are aimed only at offending you. With a double message. And if you start reproaching the narcissist, he will immediately say that he didn’t mean anything like that, it all seemed to you and in general you are suspicious.
№ 460148   Added Viker 18-12-2023 / 10:40
We have words for you, but they are indecent.
№ 459139   Added Viker 07-12-2023 / 11:46
Wolf humor is clear only to wolves.
№ 458993   Added Viker 07-12-2023 / 11:24
Nowadays, humor and good style are disappearing and curses are being accepted instead of wit.
№ 457858   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 12:39
I can't boast of having many enemies, I don't even remember having them. They patronized me, helped me, and sometimes took advantage of me, but I don’t remember fighting with anyone for myself. There have always been friends in my life - real, faithful ones, who accepted everything that is mine and in me as it is, without restrictions or regulations. I am grateful to them, and I tried to answer them with joy. Although, of course, it did not always work out this way.
№ 456827   Added MegaMozg 19-09-2023 / 07:03
Thanks to you, I believe in reincarnation. It cannot be that a person has become such a cretin in just one lifetime. Obviously in your previous lives you practiced this a lot. And who put so much nonsense into your head?!
№ 454268   Added Viker 20-06-2023 / 09:06
I think that humor is the most attractive feature in a person, but of course, if a person is deprived of it, it means nothing by and large, given the fact that when you love someone, you just love, no matter what sometimes you can’t even explain why exactly this feeling arises.
№ 454149   Added MegaMozg 10-06-2023 / 15:21
Ristretto is like humor: if it needs to be explained, it will not be good.
Quote Explanation: Many baristas don't know what a ristretto is and they need to be explained how to make it. And in 99% of this, bad coffee comes out.
№ 451812   Added MegaMozg 15-03-2023 / 00:00
... until they use up the reserves of wit, that is, the reserves of themselves.
№ 449667   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 16:54
What do you want mora? You want fly agaric.
№ 449638   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 15:24
Before you f*ck someone else, consider if you're f*cking yourself.
Quote Explanation: Khovansky on his stream parsed the statement of rapper Kizaru and installed a reverse semantic projection on it.
№ 449377   Added MegaMozg 24-01-2023 / 21:45