the irony [Theme] Page 4

What a wicked irony - cats can cry, but they cannot laugh.

"Please don't worry," Alice said.
"Well, what are you, is that a concern," the Duchess objected. - I Give You Everything That
I had time to say.
"A trifling gift," Alice thought to herself. - It's good that they don't give such birthdays! However, she did not dare to say it out loud.

If you listen to my relatives' stories about their student life, then you can at least write a book about it ... Escape from the hostel through the drainpipe, neighborhood raids on refrigerators with food, hide and seek with a guard in the women's rooms, exchange of brand new sneakers for a pack of cigarettes, five hundred record books and so on, which apparently happens to every student ... And here everything is clean, neat ...

I rushed, - said Behemoth, - into the meeting room - this one with columns, Messire, - hoping to pull out something valuable. Ah, sir, my wife, if only I had her, risked being a widow twenty times! But, fortunately, Messire, I am not married, and I will tell you straight out - I am happy that I am not married. Ah, sir, is it possible to exchange idle freedom for a burdensome yoke!

Do you know what developers are? - the guest asked Ivan and immediately explained: - This is a small group of crooks who somehow survived in Moscow ...

You really put in the pose of cancer, and it's not a constellation.

- Anyway, we should get to bed, whispered Hermione. - And then tomorrow will crawl like sleepy flies.
- Yeah, ' agreed Ron. - A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of damper a wedding. Light I'll turn it off.

Every time my friend succeeds a little something in me dies.

I could tell forever, because there are a lot of jerks and, as practice shows, they sometimes suddenly appear in the crowd of my life. And in yours, too? What a coincidence!

... called Irina Sergeevna and invited guests. I bought a dry wine in packages, lots of fruit. To cook I don't like. Learned something the circumstances forced. Cost small. Do not eat meat, some fish, vegetables, fruit. When accustom themselves to a small amount of food, the body quickly becomes saturated. At times, the Breakfast is enough hard-boiled eggs and strong tea with breads.
Irina guest welcome. I call it psihologiey. That is not just an impersonal professional and a woman. Or female therapist. It would be more correct. Because there is still a woman. In the full sense of the word.
Long - forgotten morning when you Wake up not alone. Pleasantly weary. In the stream of bachelor of idleness physical intimacy is akin to a little adventure. At the age of fifty you can be inside and outside of psychophysical enjoyment. Lost the rapidity and automaticity, there is a spicy reasonable. And humor. And irony. And enjoying long outdoor experiences. The body has its own memory.
- You can relax and nothing to think? - asked Irina after a morning promenade in bed. - Close your eyes, relax, put your hand on the solar plexus. Don't think about anything.
- Relax, - I smile. - Put your hand on the solar plexus. Think about what thinking about nothing.
- You can not do anything not to think?
I do not know. I don't think about anything in the moment of physical ecstasy. Thinks my body is. Brains do not think. Now I'm relaxed, but not can't think. Sink into oblivion, but I understand that I am sinking. If you erase the "I", something happens. And why is that? What kind of Zen Buddhist thing?
- Don't be afraid. You're not a Guinea pig. I want to reach out to your stubbornness. After all, you're a little despise modern psychologists?
What do you mean? I won't despise. First, the donation is disgusting in itself. And secondly, am I really blind? I think I sometimes don't see ourselves as if from the outside? Just the tail yet. Horns and hoofs strikes.
......
- Understand how people have problems? You know? - gently and persistently formulates questions psychologist, fingering them gently as the cat kneaded shawl. At the same claws to open legs wide open. - If you could only imagine the healing power of training. If I could. Where are the problems? You never thought that? Where a person has problems? In individual. From social unity. A group of people. Where?
- Where? - I smile, looking at her naked body. - All the problems here. Isn't it? From sunshiiine...... - My hand opens, fingers caterpillar gently shuffling from her solar plexus down korogaru. - Women are born boys become men, politicians, rulers, dictators, tyrants, nasty men. They are nothing but trouble. So to blame women who gave birth to these men....
(Psychologist and a psychopath)

Tea with irony - almost like cinnamon... has its own unique taste and leaves aftertaste.

- The husband told me, Peggy, in Paris in summer boredom. I told him: John, you're a fool! I was right!
You were right, Madame.

- I told you not to go down in the Leger!
Not that I remember, father. Just remember, you don't much approve of.
In the eyes of Ross flashed irony.

- It feels like a positive!
- It tells me the man missing two fingers?
- Fingers is not important...