Comic: Lackadaisy

- I didn't mean to do it, Victor!
Aagh! My knee! Fuck off!
- What if I hollow out your fingers in the opposite direction? I release the air from your lungs, obnoxious jerk!
Okay, girl, get off me!
- "Okay"? Is that a Yes? And you're not going to kill him, right?
- Yeah, not gonna kill it, leave me alone.
- Well, he's all yours. Sometimes you have a little to Pat him, but really he's just a big Teddy bear if you... VICTOR! Let go of the wrench, you said you wouldn't!

- What are you doing here so early? Not even dark
- Couldn't sleep after yesterday's fireworks... we decided to practice sitting with a puzzled and thoughtful look.
- What. You succeeded in a grimy rug.
And this is one of the mysterious facets of my creative personality.
- Lost in your mysterious personality, the Jib.