Movie: Pigs (Porky's)



Ms. Barriger, you suggest me to build in a number of naked boys for opasna...-Nanya them "the Johnsons" and that they have a birthmark? To find among them "the Johnsons"... we'll Call him "Johnson" because the penis seems too personal a subject.
- Yes, we put them on the heads of the hoods and caught him, and stop this threat, a threat to all of us! I kept this pervert in his hands, but it slipped through my fingers...
Mr. Carter. I have an idea. We'll call the police and let their staff will draw a sketch... his signs... Miss Bobier will give a description of "Johnson"... and then we hung around the school as posters with the inscription "Wanted"... "have You seen this member? Immediately inform the bil of Barriger... don't try to defuse it yourself, as it is armed and very dangerous... the last time he was seen hanging on the wall in the girls bathroom at school Angel beach..."
Quote Explanation: ... is a barely restrained laughter at the description of the method of fishing for "tail" pervert which they have teased through the hole in the wall of the bathing girls.
№ 346508   Added MegaMozg 10-10-2018 / 04:03
- Yes, go ahead.
Hello. I'm looking for my girlfriend. She needs you to sit there.
- What's her name?
Her name is Maya. Maya Oklahoma City, OK.
- Now wait a second. Anyone know where I May Joke? Guys, where May the Ass? May Joke here? No one saw where May Jonad? May... wooo! Well, I'll show you, you piece of shit!
Quote Explanation: Guys pinned, calling the cafe and called the alleged girlfriend, a waitress called her in the room all laugh.
№ 317407   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 19:22
- Where did you learn to fight?
- Well, you know. If you're a Jew, you either know how to fight or put up with her crap. And I don't like shit. So I studied Boxing and JIU-jitsu.
- Is that Japanese wrestling? And often you had to use this?
Yes. Honestly, one on one, today is the first time. And so, in every school, where it is believed that if you are a Jew, then you're definitely commies...
№ 317406   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 19:21
- Assholes who speak of Engine beach... you Know, Brian, Tim, our buddy, he's in trouble. You know, it is easy for you to lose... Actually, it's not bad...
Yeah, I noticed. He is shit! They Smaki. He's your friend, but Tim is also a schmuck.
You're right, it is shit, and we don't like what he does, but he's our friend.
№ 317405   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 19:20