Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City



Want a simple plan? Build the communism!!!
№ 365963   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2019 / 02:14
No Trespassing:
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
No trespassing:
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
№ 60219   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:57
And over there is Congressman Alex shrub is. Along with rising silicone star candy Sachs.
№ 19741   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Steve (the Director's pornography that looks very similar to Steven Spielberg) on the plot of the new film: fishermen in a boat made passion! And then there is the basking shark and bites them with dignity!!!
№ 19740   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Why things always happen to me?! Only to stick his head out of the gutter - life then throws you a piece of shit in the face!!
№ 19739   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Umberto, mocking Tommy: what is this shirt? Similar to the underwear that women wear!
Tommy: You have something against women? Maybe you prefer guys, big guy?
Umberto: I like women! I love all women!! Even his mother!!!
№ 19738   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Tommy: you Know, Ken, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful business relationship. Still, you sneaky, two-faced thief, ready at any moment to plunge the knife in the back! And I'm a psycho maniac killer and drug dealer!
Ken: Yes! Isn't it great?
№ 19737   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Sonny: So that was the plan, Tommy? You've decided that I will lead, will take the fake money and run, tail between your legs?!
Tommy: No. I just wanted to play with you before killing!
№ 19736   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Lance: Sorry, Tommy! This Is Vice City! It's just business, nothing personal!
Tommy: You sold us out!
Lance: No, Tommy! I sold YOU, not us!
№ 19735   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Tommy: You need one extra barrel?
Cortez: You, my friend, deserve ten trunks!
№ 19734   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Lance: I want the same thing you do, friend!
Tommy: Really? What is it?
Lance: Your green! And the white bitch my dead brother!
№ 19733   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
Hey! I Rico! And you're the man with the big cojones??
№ 19732   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:45
Umberto Robina: You think you can come and make a fool of me?
Tommy Vercetti: I think you are now making a fool out of both of us.
№ 6885   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:09