Cartoon: Hunting season (Open Season)



- So where are you all?
- Wherever you are.
In the land of garage!
№ 235105   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:52
- Don't believe him - the beasts of the traitors. The moment you turn your back, he'll Shiv you!
- You can't, because it is sterilized.
№ 235104   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:52
- Now, Mr. Weenie, frightened mulatochka, you're my sweetie, pecinka, miss.
- Don't trust him - he serves them!
- Who?
- This - bear, deer! Mishandled it! I foresee the future - then one day, in a small town like Timberline, comes the Horde! They climb from their burrows, dens, living areas and suddenly, the world order will fall to pieces. They laugh at old Sean, you'll see the monster come to light.
- Oh, we is all so clear!
- Yeah?
- We are scientists, well, something like that, and we came here in search of undeniable evidence of the existence of the species Homo-obezyany.
- Homo who?
We're looking for Bigfoot!
- Snezh... Oh, before anyone pains - they went to the roof!
Quote Explanation: Sean had an obsession that the animals are plotting
№ 235103   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:52
- You must sing to me about bears on a picnic?
- No questions asked!.. About what?
- The song Beth sings when he wants me to sleep.
Okay, I'll try:
Lives in the forest beauty ale
Perched between the branches.
But top wrote little gnome,
Living right above her.
She was outraged,
To it upstairs she went.
And soon friends to the wedding they
Called!
№ 235081   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:51
On the left stump, right - crap, not a deer!
Quote Explanation: About their broken horns.
№ 235077   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:51
What a horrible taste. He is disgustingly gorgeous!
№ 231824   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:24
That's certainly a sweet couple, you luster, you lusader.
№ 197309   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:15
Look, Zelenka, they're dumb animals, I'm just following the laws of nature - the man on top, animals below him.
But your bear, he, you know, in the main position, his place somewhere in the middle, say, between two slices of fried potatoes...
№ 197307   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:15
Touch a needle on the pine - forced to commit harakiri.
№ 196840   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:50
I promise not to promise that I will return, if not going to come back.
№ 59237   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:16