Author of quotes: Bill Burr



Take a bath - a lot of women. They have a tough week, I want to let off steam, lying in the bathtub, and then everything is fine. And then they drink wine and call my friends. "I'm so glad you're in my life, and I feel that I again have the strength to live." The man cannot take a bath so as not to think about suicide. You think about him lying in this coffin-like thing. Men do not bathe in the tub and in the shower. Wash off all the emotions, both from a hose, and continue until the death of a heart attack.
№ 379180   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2019 / 07:51
If I understand something for five years of marriage - in General, we are constantly working on me. Apparently, my wife is a complete masterpiece at the Museum of glass in which to admire and explore - "Oh, how she did it?" Well, I... you Know those buildings that furnished the scaffolding for the sixth year and you say, "They will finish to build it? It's because of insurance? God, this shit! It is necessary to demolish and rebuild".
№ 379174   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2019 / 07:33
That's how it is guys: every time you do something sentimental, sensitive, show any concern; that your friends, the guys immediately think: maybe you want to suck cock?
№ 180015   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 21:07