Author of quotes: Alexander Cherching. Page 1



We peacefully come to visit his dearly departed relatives. By the way, is also very peaceful! In slay do not become ghosts do not become. Perfect dead! Any concern for the keepers of the cemetery.
- Yeah, and so, what we are quite alive the night of stomp at the cemetery to visit the dearly departed relatives, is in order. Moreover, we stamp with backpacks and a parrot. You see, first for the feast, and the second... for fun.
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- My beauty, come here, - gently cooed I slowly pull to the parrot hands.
- I look like a fool? - amazed feathered.
- Well, you know... I sat on the floor and winked at Phoenix. - Well, based on your assertions, ass fool.
- Ass fool with a well-developed sense of self-preservation, making it significantly smarter.
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- If with a girl something happens...
Kesha slammed innocent eyes and said:
- No, I, of course, to measure the forces and capabilities... But I'm so small and weak!
If you don't save, you're still written on the package.
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Night forgiving, it will not give... She is the universal mother who will give peace in your arms, hide in the shadows and won't tell anyone about wept in her arms crying.
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- You're such a little, said suddenly frights. - It is morally. And very, very gullible. Drawn to any warmth of good relationships and without the slightest fear are "in hand".
The - cat - threw up his hands, inexplicably smiling brightly. - And if is small, then the kitten. And they are just like that. Caution comes with age and experience. But, you know... to live as I live now, is wonderful, because it allows us to experience good feelings without reserve, to dissolve them and not think about the bad that inevitably holds the anchor.
- No anchor can be lost - mused Felix. - And break.
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Mary, so summer! - shrugged the guy with a look as if that explained everything. Then he noticed me and looked concerned look, and picturesque brushing from his forehead a strand of resin, ingratiating asked: - And who is this lovely lady?
I gave a smile, the notebook heartthrob and walked around the figure once more revealing look.
Oh, Mama... He's a Ghost! What kind of world is this?!
- Julia, - introduced me to the Keeper of the house. The Rial Mr Felix.
A moment of silence. Though not mournful. I would say, incredibly joyful, as on the faces of the servants bloomed such a happy expression that it made me feel creepy.
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Worthy lady shook black studs and feathers outfit, extreme makeover, and several explicitly gurgling bottles, tenderly pressed to the volume of the breast. Seeing the master, she smiled, then sobbed, wiping the corner of his eye and headed for the stairs to the second floor.
That's already seeing miracles.
Daromir! - there was a deafening roar green miracle. - What's going on here?!
Skeletonema turned mournfully "enlightened":
- Flowers! Dark...
I spent eyes swaying figure and puzzled looked at the hobgoblin. He was furious, and I didn't even need to remove the ring to feel it.
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I ran my eyes over the lines, until I found the right.
"The object of guardianship: Yulia Aristova. Right: exclusive. Right to use: full".
To the car I got calm and sat quietly. In the driver's seat. He reached out and opened the passenger door before the startled Felix:
- Sit down!
- Julia, what are you doing? - deceptively quietly began La Savoir.
- In the car! kindly I grinned, firmly setting the stage for his current toy. She immediately responded, gently sources. I he closed his eyes, put his hand to his helm, feeling the roughness of the braid, and already looking forward to... everything! Speed, flight and... revenge!
All! ACE you green!
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As soon as we taxied to the semi-desert road, I gradually began to gain speed, feeling the wind, breaking into the window, ruffled his hair, rasplatit braid and... fanning the fire of my fury brighter. And for some reason I wanted a full-fledged scandal. Mutual ***! So I took the shielding ring, and also not looking, threw it at the sitting near the bog, with the pleasure of feeling his sharp breath.
What is it, precious?! You want my emotions?! Yesterday was so excited!
You wished the second. So here I am! And we will share with you all... while I want that bastard green with exclusive rights to use the object!
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She looked up at the impassive green face, but the bastard just smiled at me tenderly and turned to Scheherazade Downe:
- Thank you for urgency. I will do the same.
- That you, sir Felix, as possible, - looked down hairy Adown, which even Piglet blushed. - All for you.
- I'm glad we have such conscientious employees. Smile again the fright illuminated the miserable existence of hell, which is clearly anything but that, not the sun.
The lady proudly straightened, clicked her hooves and yelled,
- Used Malachite!
"Good," rejoiced... superiors, or what?! - Julia, we can go.
And we left the hospitable office under the number "666".
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I must admit, gentlemen, with your every action or conversation, my opinion of you falls lower and lower. You are like overgrown children playing, which from the beginning were allowed absolutely everything and that is not received, you took yourself, of course, without asking anyone's opinion. And now you both have the same problem, and you share a new toy! And all because one leaped "I Do not exist!", and the second some do thought it was their property!
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- The ground from under legs embossed finally, values crumbled house of cards, and therefore, it's time to gradually impose their own views on life, right? sadly I asked. - Felix, you really are a great psychologist.
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- LEL, do you mind? - wearily asked Risha.
You are never happy to see me! - exclaimed the jester. - For the third time!
- So you're always unclear how! - protested the brunette. - Yesterday woke me up at three in the morning, only to complain that you don't like the yard. Like that's news!
- Not all, - sadly said a fair-haired misunderstanding. And one particular lady Darren, which for the third time puts me out of his bedroom. Well, think of there husband! He's asleep!
- LEL, are you crazy? - softly asked Laris.
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- You're ruining my rainbow locks - sadly told the blue-eyed. - Shattering to pieces mirror of dreams! Tear out my heart! I'm leaving! Leaving in sorrow, with a ragged wound in his chest, and if I die then around the corner, it would be entirely on your conscience, ruthless arthropod!
- LEL, around the corner - the house of Madame Georgette, smiled the elf, ironically watching the unfolding Comedy. - If you're out there from what shines to die, it is clearly not from announced.
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Where have you seen even one lunatic who would agree with the diagnosis?!
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