Author of quotes: Ruslan White

In General our TV is ugly. The first channel is just a hellish Inferno. First, it begins with the fact that go programs about health, where we Malyshev with his companions tells us: "You're all sick!" And God bless her with Malysheva, it is also necessary in this transfer, but the audience... I Have the biggest claim to the audience. Have you seen the audience? These men in February in the "gawecka" with gold teeth? And Malysheva asks them a question: "Raise your hands those who know which side a man's heart?" They raise their hands. And Malysheva, "Well, eighty percent of the hall knows the remaining twenty don't know. Let's deal!"
It is not necessary to understand! Let gas! They don't know where the heart is!

Ever wonder what the laws think of our MPs? Have you heard about the law that they recently came up where they let people out in the woods to gather dead wood? It is a law! I think to myself: bitch, the word what, the kecks! What is it? Is that a new cryptocurrency? It can collect, mine or what? Nasupil. It turned out, the brushwood is branches. Allowed in the woods to collect branches. I think it probably is "Telegram". "Telegram" was banned, branches allowed. Now we communicate with each other via signal fires. Learn the alphabet crunch!

Why in our country the patriotism so aggressive? I mean that all have the same "sucked". The Pechenegs sucked, the Germans blew, the Japanese suck. It's just a nightmare! Why next to patriotism must be that word? We are great, huge country with a great history. We have victory, we are the best in many areas. In painting, in literature, in music. Why we don't use it? Why does it suck then? Why the only way?
Pushkin, Tolstoy, Chekhov wrote!! Around the world - read!! Serov, Rublev, Aivazovsky - painted!!
Or are these stickers on the machines. Let the slogans and stickers will be the same, let's change stickers like "Obama is a schmuck!" Maybe better "Dantes - schmuck"? Well schmuck well! Such a poet killed! Or this: "1941-1945. If I can repeat!" Maybe better to write: "Eugene Onegin, if anything, can you repeat that". By heart, damn it!

You have, in Sochi, according to Wikipedia, seventy percent of Russian population and twenty percent of Armenians. That is, if you believe Wikipedia. If you really, twenty percent of the Armenians and seventy percent of Armenians who say they are Russian.

Another trick in Sochi, the home of wine. "Homemade wine"... In another universe it's called butyrate. <...>
Wine is a noble drink. In France, Italy or Spain where it is grown on mountain slopes to direct sunlight, the grapes ripen, try it, is kept in barrels... home Where the wine is kept? Where? In banks? And as I understand that it is ripe? Inflated glove!

I think if the house wine to give a try to the French and the Italians, they put us against new sanctions. They will say: "Russians, give your Crimea, and the wine will be ours!"

The whole country should be renamed winter in capezio. Because the country is ropecia winter! We have not the winter that was. When "a lot of snow, cold, he's all crispy, you're in a fur coat in a sleigh ride, drank vodka, house warm up in the bath..." Now winter other. Now all black. Snow black, the house black, people black, car black. For all of you! It touches me that we have city is never ready for snow. We live in Russia, there is always snow! It falls two inches and cork 900 points! 900!

Too bad that all our officials do not know the main, a true picture of what is happening. The mayor, the Governor... I don't know how they think about the city? They were like, "Okay, well, with the height of the helicopter all right!"

LADA Granta - is the shame of Russia. Today I was driving it. The taxi driver arrived we it was driving. I'm fucking worried for her, as for her child! She sounds like all the parts: motor, windshield wipers, steering wheel, damn. The taxi driver propertyset. She rattles... He at some point shifted down and I heard the motor did: "Oh, damn..."
I understand that the joke about "AVTOVAZ" it has bad tone, and so on. Like human TB, and you had on light jumping.

My first claim to Peter: what's the weather? What's the wind in your city? You come, he blows his soul. <...> Come to St. Petersburg spiritually enlightened, in the end, spiritually cold. Come to Moscow - the entire soul in the nozzle. I'm not saying that in Moscow, the gorgeous weather, but compared to you, Moscow - San Francisco. You are here at smile in the street? Of course not! Because smile - all lips cracked. The man died from loss of blood.

Politics is too serious. Especially in the election campaign. They're like, "I promise, I swear to you my heart mother, I..." You ask, "where, where is everyone?" "Mother died".

In Voronezh has released the first and, apparently, the only video recorder - WM-12. If I didn't say it was a VCR, I would have thought that this is just a life obstacle. Most importantly, it was copied from "Panasonic". I think they didn't say, but it was the only case where there was no claim. <...>
And the funny thing is that the movie "Terminator" I saw it on the VM-12. Who does not remember, in the movie "Terminator" the car rose and began to fight against the people. But I watched the movie and looked at VM-12 and thought, "I'm safe!"

We have rich people in General do not know how to build houses! In Moscow on the ruble if the call, there in the nineties is built, it is just an architectural furuncle. I have the feeling that they called the architect and said, "okay, take all of your ideas and puke on the twenty square acres." And all surrounded by this fence that, bitch, you will not barbarians, though barbarians, damn it, over the fence!

For all that, as we have beautiful girls in the country, we have so ugly men. It's Yin and Yang. Black and white, good and evil! I myself have the same opinion, I swear. In our country men are outwardly not the most beautiful guys. We still dress like that... Not all the time look like a poker, damn it! Well, what is it, lad. It's just a horror! Maybe we have to vaccinate once a taste? <...> In school instead of safety, where we have all the time they tell you how to survive a nuclear explosion. Why? Let's introduce a new subject - HNS. Basis of appearance. There will be only men. Life safety always leads the one-armed Colonel, and HNS may leads to some Homo. I know we have not allowed homosexuals in the country, there is no way out. Well, let's make some Italian fag on Skype, because even if it would do the Krasnodar gay, he's still a bitch, learn how to survive a nuclear explosion!