Author of quotes: Fish Polikarpovna



Sometimes come to cinema - the plot is awesome, the actors too. But how ***ing with physics screwed up. I would be happy to look at, but the bike crushes the truck.
№ 274761   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:52
Vic - that's your wife?
- Vika is my prospective widow.
№ 274604   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:31
I'd rather have body traded than
feelings.
№ 274601   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:31
"Who is waiting?"
"A streetcar would, but I'm not a Berlioz".
№ 274600   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:31
They were sitting: she was crying, and he
looking at the clock. I wanted to go,
to shout: "don't lose small things".
Chickened out..
Went away, blaming himself for not made.
"Mind your business".
№ 274599   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:31
At metro special taste - comprehension. From station to station is the goal.
№ 274598   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
From Tomorrow blind eyesore Tomorrow so looking with one eye open.
№ 274597   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
You know, sometimes falls on the head of manna from heaven. Sometimes falling hurts.
№ 274596   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
For becoming popular I do not have to die.
№ 274595   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
Jokes I just highly intelligent, with a catch. I did not always know.
№ 274594   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
From myself too, but I drink.
№ 274593   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
Produce energy by the furious rotation in the coffins of Russian poets.
№ 274592   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:30
- See the point?
- No.
- But it is not.
№ 274591   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:29
I said, "Why are you silent?" I said nothing.
№ 274590   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:29
You can, of course, plenty to smear all "screwed - nedolyubili", but he-you, ***, I had to do to be happy?
№ 274589   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:29