Author of quotes: Dmitry Kuprinov. Page 2



What's the catch phrase, "I know how you feel?". Think, came some people left, said, "I know what you" what he this has become easier or what? "I know how you feel". Well done, so you know one question "Who wants to be a millionaire" anymore!
№ 380191   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2019 / 20:30
"Dear Santa! This year I behaved well, for Christmas I would like: - a Console for video games and a new bike". At Santa's place I would have said, "not until I do you want, son? Ha ha! Che two gifts at once then? You're too fucking behaved, or you were okay right after two? No, choose either a candy or a chocolate. And Oh, you, or console him, or the bike, or both together. Ohrenel quite."
Quote Explanation: From the video "ELF, REINDEER AND SHIT". Punctuation in the letter to Santa is saved.
№ 378986   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2019 / 02:24
And it's gameplay is built on a pile of random... *the game runs in a window, an unknown shadow, sighs of horror* WAAAAAH! In fact, I about**ate how square I have shadow on ultra, but okay.
Quote Explanation: From the video "ELF, REINDEER AND SHIT".
№ 378985   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2019 / 02:21
"Why did you kill companions, Alexander?" I? Alexander? His comrades killed? Perhaps they are my***is.
Quote Explanation: From the video "High postman at a low ship."
№ 378984   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2019 / 02:18
I really do not understand something. I mean, I told you, he's blind. If you don't like a moron, running and firing in all directions, he can't hear you. I did like the ant on the tips of the feet. I could not zae... I myself have not seen!
Quote Explanation: saved from the monster
№ 375001   Added MegaMozg 18-07-2019 / 09:06
The most famous universities are those about whom nobody knows anything.
№ 374063   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2019 / 22:12
A babysitter he doesn't need... Here are people are just annoying sometimes that behavior drives me crazy. What are you proud of all this, don't! Die like a dog ***ing with his "no!". Is it so difficult to take care, *** Oh... Okay ***ing well, when things, well, absolutely not needed... But you ***s, die, Hello, well, you need something to help you, you need to save! What is this it, "don't naado, I'll do it myself"! It can be seen, ***s, I roll the week, no ***s did in that time! Bandage even change yourself, bitch, you can't, all goes to shit at the same time, the bandage covered in blood. He even Nitsche does not, at the same time, builds himself *** get one!
№ 369744   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2019 / 02:02
Victory without struggle is not interested.
№ 369615   Added MegaMozg 12-05-2019 / 03:19
Don't move!
- I can not. Anyway th will be to move.
№ 368543   Added MegaMozg 03-05-2019 / 02:09
Cigs have to carry always, like a cookie.
№ 366673   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2019 / 11:09
Let's start with philosophy. Once upon a time people thought that virtual reality will help to train astronauts, people with elevated hazards and impossible mistakes. But! As time has shown, and judging by what you listen to, virtual reality absolutely not. It is made for you to listen to farting, watching shit and playing a game called PipeJob.
№ 366387   Added MegaMozg 12-04-2019 / 06:05
It happens sometimes. The first time, really, but okay. So happens, just happens, then it happens. All that man can invent can exist. It is the law of all. Law philosophy major. Everything you can think of - all you can invent. And who is to invent will be - it's not your problem. Your problem is to take the idea. You know, to invent the idea, actually, much harder than to implement it. Probably. ***at.
№ 366386   Added MegaMozg 12-04-2019 / 06:04
Maybe I jazz men to go? To open his own jazz band and play music on the saxophone... can Anyone play the sax? Because without saxophone jazz band *** no channel. It will be some shit, not a jazz band. I also need a piano player, singer, drummer... I need everything. I'll just have to arrange concerts. In! I'll be producing the jazz band! Why not? In principle, the producers, they don't do anything. They only go there to negotiate, organize concerts, up in the morning, sleep in the night... as usual, just no bosses, your own boss. ***is, in my opinion! And all will go to producers ***. Throw to shoot video, will someone produce. Who should produce? Write in the comments what you do and how you need help and we will get there. Answer. We will conquer tops of the world of show business.
№ 365845   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 00:07
I recommend the Rangoon.
- Rangoon? Wait, it's signed on the table?
№ 363175   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 10:17
You have to enjoy the game. Not that someone said here, who said there. You don't have to go on someone's orders because you're going for the first time. If you're going for the first time, and you spoilered what will so-and-so ending, it will be interesting.
№ 363174   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 10:17