Author of quotes: Pavel Shumilov. Page 1



The Chinese have this curse is: "may you live in interesting times". However, this character has a second meaning: "Little scrotum". So there don't even know what's worse...
№ 300994   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:19
I don't understand, when you live and when you play.
- A has this value, if the cost is life?
Quote Explanation: Sandra raised her head, looked him in the eye, then looked down.
№ 300993   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:18
Since the dawn of tourism installed: does not have to take what you need and something without which can not do!..
№ 300992   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:18
A new philosophical question in a collection of stupid questions. Is it better to lose a life or illusion and dream?
№ 300991   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:18
There are three Golden rules for those who were captured - NOT BELIEVE, do NOT FEAR, do NOT ASK.
№ 300990   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:18
I would be the last pig if I left it until the morning alone. And, besides, it's fucking stupid. There are times, when one night turn over all view of the world.
Quote Explanation: on found in the basement of the dragon.
№ 300989   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:18
- What's your name, guard?
Bird.
Bird?! And afraid of heights...
I am not afraid. This place scares me.
- Interesting idea.
№ 300988   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:15
- And how do you find this small, shabby volume.? Let's make things simple.
Great and very valuable!
Is an integer because more parts. I want to add that in the castle of Congas you will always have a bedroom, a servant and a place at the dinner table. The word of the Lord! Evening for dinner, mother wanted to chide his father for extravagance.
- What are you, dear! Yes, I meanie of meanie! The books he requested, cost ten times more. But the piece, which I wrote, is not worth anything. A respectable man I'd put into the library at any time, he had only to ask.
Quote Explanation: When my father asked about paying, the doctor said that instead of money would like to pick up some books and showed what. The Baron took a piece of paper and wrote that the bearer, doctor so-and-so has the right to use the library of the castle of the Kongs at any time of the day or night. And also has the right to take under the bill for a long time any book from the above library. And added the two piece of the purse of gold.
№ 300987   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:12
- Wait, you heard what I said?
- Yes, dad. Only it's not what you thought and what you did. I have self-regeneration memory is so arranged as at all. I remember everything from the day of birth. And how painful it was and how much I surgery. How to fly taught. And as honey in all my life ate. Now look at it not can. Remember the first phrase that you said to me? "You look hungry, baby, if you eat the stuff." Well, when I ate the regenerator. Words I didn't understand, but remember.
- This is not the first. The first is "Die - kill". You then lay sedated.
№ 300986   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:09
As just one killer? Sent us an ultimatum on two sheets and put just one killer? I spoke to the rebels, nearly pissed himself from fear, and they don't... they respect us.
№ 300985   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:06
Fool, how you made! Head - two ears!
- One, my dear one. Second yet. Not grown yet.
Quote Explanation: After the crash of a spaceship.
№ 300984   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03
- Kill him, your right, but if you want to torment him, I'm not your friend.
I want him first to the prison to put on eight days, he me, and then kill him. You do not think he will die an easy death. I shoot with a crossbow.
- This is true. But why a crossbow? I thought you'd want to hang him.
- I promised him. After the trial. I threw the knife, only the blade came off. He's under the clothes wearing chain mail. I said that the next time the crossbow will take.
№ 300983   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03
Previous course and hear from whom I happened and how it happened. Interesting hypothesis interbreeding. And suddenly it was? Yeah, and higher mathematics I also studied in the swamp? Distracted, do not think about.
№ 300982   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03
- Great! In our village no one knows how! Is it true that dragons know everything?
- Not true. The dragons know exactly half of everything.
№ 300981   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03
As for the bickering at the helm, so where is it not? It's like a puddle. Any rubbish or settles to the bottom, or floats up dirty foam. In the middle - pure water. Do not laugh, sir, but one in ten of us saints do. Every fourth - ambitious and a scoundrel, Yes, but honest people also in the Church very much.
Quote Explanation: The great dragon Cat, the Master talks with the Grand Master of the Church of Anna.
№ 300980   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03