Author of quotes: Katya Metelitsa



Parents do not need to change anything in my parents ' house. And they should not be changed. Well, after forty years, I guess. Should remain as it is! Or really just become gray-haired, romanticise grandmothers, grandfathers. Like gnomes.
The problem is that the parents do not like this situation. And my parent's house they perceive as simply a private apartment. What I want, and change, they feel better.
№ 75884   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
Why, then, to bring in the Christmas story just salad and other champagne-sprat fake. Hug together and sit under the tree, and it will be Love and Happiness.
№ 75882   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
Hate, by the way, any of these talk shows. The impression is that all of these nuts sitting in my house and yelling bad voices at each other.
№ 75879   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
Generally pregnant women tend to be treated as feeble-minded. Type, normal person to such a ridiculous state will not come.
№ 75877   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
These old women - like aliens, really.
№ 75876   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
But just a runny nose - it's the kind of thing that kills all the senses. At the root kills, just sadoulet. Brain dissolve and flow, definitely.
№ 75874   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
About her ex-husband, she says, "You have no idea what it was an external stimulus!"
№ 75873   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
I remember how I dreamed that I had a little mommy - such that mono was discreetly keep it in your pocket and no one would see. And in kindergarten, among the hostile environment, she would give me moral support. That is, while I certainly not expressed such bastard words ("moral support"), and just imagined how wonderful it would be to move on with your mom somewhere in the corner, softly whisper and all that.
№ 75871   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
- Are you all so-rastakaya? The groom finally found? Well, thank God!
Wonderful how people are able themselves to ask the question themselves and answer it.
№ 75859   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:22
The trip to the cottage has two good chances. The first is to leave the station and breathe the clean suburban air. And the last one to get out of the subway and breathe normal air and normal human Central life, especially on Sunday.
№ 75856   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:22
But these genera are terrible - as I remember, so tremble. Especially the moment when doktorica have salasala some terrible knives, and said earnestly:
- You are disturbing me!
J. Her. Normalnenko. And I already bent by bare hand iron bars by the bed, so I was fine.
№ 75096   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:41
I wonder why the boys fight all the time? It seems to me that because they grow quickly, they have all the cells all the time in motion, and from this the whole body as it itches, and so you need to fight to not itch.
№ 75094   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:41
It is not necessary to take food and drink outside of school time, dear Louisa. And that mug would be like a pillow, you know.
№ 75093   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:41
Really want somewhere where it is warm and elegant. That is, simply put, abroad.
№ 75092   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:41
Here, even I'm beginning to see through the cough: Martha's just hard sometimes to drag another young professional from the kettle to the bed. The distance is too great.
- Yes! happily yells Martha. - Finally! Finally, you understand, Louise! This is my problem: I'm still not La Boheme, I am a top Manager! I hate to carry the damn tea in the bedroom. It's clear - in my BEDROOM!
№ 74940   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:34