Author of quotes: Boris Zakhoder. Page 2



Barn
Very loud barks.
Barn
Really knows for sure:
The
Who loudly say, "wow!" -
He always will be right!
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Male
Has a purpose in life:
To prove
He -
Male!
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The frogs said,
- What are you singing about?
After all, you,
Sorry
Sit in the swamp!
Frog said:
- On and sing
As clean and transparent
Native pond!
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What could be
More questions?
Fed up with everything
You, bloodsuckers!
Whole life, whole life buzz
On the same note!
Surely not you,
What blood do you drink?
Want to live
Smarter
Yourself guide:
Suck, so be it,
But don't start with me!
And then, irregular hours,
The patience will burst.
And your victim you
Just POPs!
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Flying Drake
In the far corner -
Overseas Drake
Looking For The Spleen...
What are you looking for, Drake,
In the end far?
Spleen, Drake,
You have at hand!
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There was a Bug.
He climbed to the Poet in bed
And biting him at night. (And a day).
That's all.
Sadly, -
I will not hide:
- That's all we know about him.
That's all.
Very little.
Almost nothing.
What to do...
Sometimes,
And closest to us being
Remains a mystery to us...
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In the snake-boa constrictor
Unimportant glory.
We all
Condemn
Such manners!
I only remember
Even Boas
Not gonna strangle anyone
For fun...
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Behind the glass
Curled
Cobra.
Looks stupid
And unkindly.
Seen
From the first glance:
Little brain
A lot of poison!
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I haven't met
The vipers
And something not to miss
In separation!
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Who Rhino
The road
Give in,
That, of course, reasonable to do that.
A pleasure to push him, thick-skinned,
And what
The poor passer-by?
How good are ignorant
Will meet
Less and less!
Who Rhino
The road
Give in,
That, of course, reasonable to do that.
A pleasure to push him, thick-skinned,
And what
The poor passer-by?
How good are ignorant
Will meet
Less and less!
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Weasel is a predator. So, affection
To waste is not worth of affection:
Those who have a affection will prilagaetsya,
Be sure to repent!
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Here The Boar.
He is wild and vicious,
But quite edible.
There are merits to their
Even a pig!
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The camel thinks he's a giraffe,
And walks, head cocked,
All
It causes laughter,
And he, the Camel spits at all!
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Compliments -
Before alimony.
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Poor thing lost honor.
Very sad news!
But still funny
To be honest:
Surely a place of honor
In a place like this!
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