Character: Robby Ray Stewart

It was the shortest yellow light in history caused by the curvature matrix of space and time.

I always complained that we find too little training. Not anymore.

- Fresh memories of how I once ran away from home without permission and fell from the second floor window. Landed right on his ass.
- So you ran away from home without permission?
- I said run? I meant I was painting the wall of the house.

- So, we are left with only one thing: we go camping. Will call you when she leaves.
- Oil painting: the coward and his descendant. There must be a simple, logical decision. Oh, I know. Let's douse it with water until it swells. Well, these bath sponges in the form of dinosaurs.
- I just want to know. You leave the house, and take her with you?
- Welcome to my world.

And you drove across the country in this? To commit suicide can be easier to climb into the cage with the bear, entirely hung with fish.

- Are you okay?
- Shouting at the pictures. Do you think this is normal?
- In this family nothing is normal for a very long time.

- Where this draft?
- From the dry ethereal wasteland your cold, cold heart.

Robbie ray, raising his eyes to the ceiling:
- A normal child. Too much to ask?

Where's that alien I call my son?

- Don't tell me listen to your heart.
- Honey, it's...
Or to the kidneys, or spleen, or other organs.

He dropped the part on the floor and I threw them away, they are at the top.
- I ate them too.

- Really scraped the crust from the walls?
- Sorry, but I am an emotional eater.

- Sensing your frustration, I cook your favorite meal. Pasta with cheese and bacon.
Is your favorite.
- With this as it plays no role. At least one of us will be happy.
- I heard that.

Life fancy solves problems. One door closes, another one opens. Most importantly, be always ready to say to yourself... when your daughter asks to put friend to stay with you, think about it longer than a second, and then say no.