Character: frog

My mother frog! Are you someone's got a crush!
What?! Yah. Although... how to say... I mean... Yes... Yes, there is such a thing.
- Tell me in detail! With feeling, really. He's gorgeous to outrageous?
- Outrageously.
- And a round tummy?
- Well, dense physique.
- And his...
- Oh, yeah. the cap...
- Long and thick?
- I guess you could say that in some lighting it slightly gives... in blue.

frog [after a kiss]: what are you waiting for? Thought, your wife will turn out? Wash, cook will? Frogs your to educate? It is very necessary! I just love to kiss.

- Hello!
- Oh, it's a whole bunch of them showed up!
- We're not a gang, we...
- What a gang! Even the gang!
- Yes, you, my friend, ham!

Hey man! Did you know that stairway to heaven? What do you want to die?
- Here filosofskaya arrogant frog...