Character: Haruhi Fujioka

- Do you hate work at this club? Do you hate working in the Club Dates?
- Well, if you ask, then Yes.

- Why masterpieces are exhibited in museums...
- What words are called such types?
- ... for people who yearn for the beauty...
- Well, how?
- ... in your opinion this may not be necessary.
- Annoying?
- ... so it looks sleeker...
- No, there is something or rather.
- ... I like to see my reflection in the glass... a very effective tilt of the head...
Oh, yeah!
- Heart beat faster?
Nasty!

- I did not understand why you are so popular.
- Oh, gross. Haruhi, it seems, really understands how much we, the twins, bring them to club meetings. Look, the fact that we have two identical blue, handsome guys in the Prime of life, gives us 100 points ahead. And while all very satisfied with our performance, teetering between friendship and something more. In our case, is our most powerful weapon that we, the twins, break all taboos. And frankly, some women's fantasies involving twins are the most exciting, isn't it?

So, are you ready to fall in love with me?
- He lives, unaware of the cruel reality...