Character: Kristoff

- When they first met she punched me. If it's not a sign, I don't know.
- And you in retaliation, hung me on the tree. Prince charming as well.
- Yes, he was Prince charming and you're Snow white. So terrible to meet, but also romantic. Remember yourself, maybe then you will be able to overcome the dark enchantments.
- Somebody's poisoned Apple, not to worry.
Oh, and me, and me.

- Prince charming. No, Prince you pull.
And what am I then?
Shepherd, redneck arrogant, dared the crown to try on.
- And you're a spoiled Princess who the main thing to wait and run away from problems.
And this is the father of my child.
Is not the fact. Suddenly he from Wale.
- Listen to their inevitably happy that our wedding did not take place.
- All spell. Kristoff, it's not you.
- No. As clear as day. What I was thinking when I contacted you. And even got a haircut.

- And how much we owe you?
- My weight in gold.
- Can an indiscreet question? How many in kilograms? What is your weight, sir?

Close your eyes to the problem is so Royal.

- You care about my shoes. You see.
- My sister is getting married. So let the groom will live to see the wedding.

- You dobracki under the guise of "obey your Queen".
- Why your compliments are so offensive?
Boorish what to do, but at heart I'm nice.

- It does not leave in the lurch those who are dear to her, and that - finds.
She also acts without thinking.

- Of course, I don't want to help her. It all repulsed me the desire to help anyone.
But it will die one!
- I will survive.
- Well, then you're not getting a new sled.
- Sometimes you piss me off.

Did you hear about Anna?
Since then, as you asked me 10 seconds ago? No.

- Summer? I don't know why, but I always thrilled when I think about summer. And about the sun. And all the hot.
- Yeah? Probably you have never encountered with heat?
- No.
...
- Disappoint?
- Try it!

- You got engaged to someone he met in the morning? What, you parents ever told you about the outsiders?
- Yes, I did. But Hans is no stranger.
- Yeah? What's his name?
- Prince of the Southern Isles.
- Favorite food?
Sandwiches.
- Friend's name?
- Maybe John.
- Eye color?
Lovely.
- The size of the feet?
- Foot size is not important...
- You are at the table eating? What if he chomps? What if he disgustingly picks his nose? And eats boogers.
Fu! I'm sorry, but he's a Prince!
- All the guys do.