Character: Alan Garner



- Don't take medicine, will not get the money.
- You're bluffing. When's dinner?
№ 226187   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:14
- I'm sick.
- Me, too.
Then we can get some guys?
№ 226184   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:14
Phil understands that there is nothing worse than to sow the phone.
- You killed a man, your son-in-law was kidnapped. Are you sure there's nothing worse?
- You stupid, STU? You do not get it, or what? You really don't know the glade, right? Yes, I have 60 apps on this phone! And suddenly I'll lose? Do you have any idea how much time and work it will take to for new download all apps?
- You know, you're right, I hadn't thought of, thanks.
№ 164656   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:01
- These are your cocks absolutely Gaga.
- I feed them is cocaine... And chicken.
№ 159690   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:50
- Ah! Careful, that's Louis!
What?
That's Louis Vinton!
Quote Explanation: Placing the bag on the floor
№ 107360   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:28
- Uncle Roger once saw a polar bear albino.
- Driven? White bears are polar bears. What is the albino?
- Hmm... He was brown.
The bear was just brown?..
- ... Yes POH.
№ 107359   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:28
- You're the bearded devil!
You liked it, you smiled when I you a bag of marshmallows gave...
- Because I like marshmallows, you fucking psycho!
№ 105452   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:46
- She's got a ring that my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
- Did not know that the Holocaust was handing out rings.
№ 67781   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:06
- You are so stupid that it makes no sense to offend you.
Thank you.
№ 12952   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:15
The pool shall come from the coast!
Quote Explanation: Writes
№ 12736   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:05
- There's a tiger!
What?!
- In a jungle cat!
№ 12735   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:05
- Oh My God! Child!
- My glasses broke?
Quote Explanation: the moment when the car door hit the child
№ 12710   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 12:37