Character: Christopher Chris Miles



In childhood, boy scout camp I could not learn to tie knots. Everyone said that my fingers are not the same. Look at me now nimble fingers. I'll tell you about one of the best days of my life? It was in the same camp. I accidentally miswrote it, but I was not allowed to leave the room. The guy wouldn't let me. He mocked me. And I took it and called him a moron. I swore at him and sent him to hell. And everyone went silent because I said a bad word, and then began to laugh. And I couldn't understand why they are laughing: from the fact that I have described, or due to the fact that I swore. I tried to cover the wet shorts, but that only attracted attention. And everyone laughed more and more.
And Peter, my brother, was different. He was a counselor. Everyone respected him. By the way, with the knots he had no problems. She and dad often trained and tying knots. In General, he stood up, took me by the hand and took him to the toilet. He took off my shorts, cleaned me up, then took off his shorts and put on me. Then he kissed me on the cheek and pulled back. He was in his underpants, but no one laughed. It was the best day of my life.
1 Season 4 Series
№ 50066   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 00:00
- What is it?
- It's toast.
- Oh, okay. But why are they black?..
- ... I prefer African-American.
№ 31482   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:53
I hate the traditional, violent society, and this stupid culture of following the rules. You know, all listen to the same artificial music, artificial and doing the same work and are dressed in equally artificial style.
№ 28536   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:37
It's pretty easy when you have nothing, because you can't take away.
2 Season 5 Series
№ 28535   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:37
- If you don't leave her alone, I... I... What do I do?
- Bite his head off and spit in the hole!
- Yes! Most likely no, I will not do so... But Yes!
№ 28532   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:37
To hell! I'll do it my way. And the people who love me will understand why I did so, because they love me!
2 Season 10 Series
№ 16919   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:22
If they don't like it, screw them!
2 Season
№ 16918   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:22
If you can't bring Mohammed to the mountain, he would slam, until she comes to him.
№ 16915   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:22
If I want to paint the house, I don't want someone telling me what it should look like.
№ 16331   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:25
Tony, I ruined everything... again.
- Damn, dude, try to get hit by a bus - that's really what precisely can ruin your day.
№ 15996   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 19:22