Character: Bulat Balagur

- How old are you, Bulat the Joker?
- O righteous judge! Me for so many years, how many clever thoughts in my head of my ass.
- And how many clever thoughts in the head of your donkey?
- Exactly one more than in your head.
- It's not very smart, your ass, Bulat the Joker!
- What can you do, mister judge, - donkey...
- Answer me one last question: why did you want to steal the magic carpet?
- What if I told you the truth that I will?
- You will rasproschalsya with his head!
- And if the truth?
- Then your head will raspustitsya with you!
- The price of one, though the products are different!