Character: Sergey Belozerov
- He had a permit to carry a gun was not.
Well, it's a serious violation!
- And you go to the morgue and arrest him for it.
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- What do you got?
- The blood sticky!
- Great! Can I go?
- But then you won't hear the most important.
- That the earth is round?
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- No "thank you" to you or "please"... Hard for me, intelligent person.
- Here with Kotov's shoulder to cry.
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- Oh, Sergei, you ought to get married!
- I actually already married!
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I love our cats! Just bought a pile of dirty Laundry and walked away as if nothing had happened. As for Laundry, I swear!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:15
Was the girl on the highway and sucked the vodka.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:15
I'm short, old, bald, well, a little squeaky.
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- Look, Belozerov, and you can get a haircut?
- I do not understand...
- No go. Shaggy raised.
- I go to school. My rough road.
Quote Explanation: Refers to Belozerova.
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