Character: Verka Serduchka (Svetlana Markovna)

Mom! Meni have a birthday today, if you still remember, not nine days!

- Your place in the disciplinary battalion! That's because you're sitting on the shelf, until now! Chicken! Sho say?! Who is here [defiantly shows shaggy hair and big Breasts] covet?!
- None of your business! Who should - and covet!
- You're my daughter, do not touch! She's educated!
- Oh, who touched her?! To whom it is necessary?! Child soldiers are not hurt!

So! No sooner had the mother to go for a drink shpy, there is already new year's partying: organized.

Nick! You know, I sho in the rush of the trade can kill!

Aside aunt you talk nonsense!

Dotza how many years I gave birth to you, so many happy I will do!