Character: George Haggard



Okay, I'll just look and speak. Just for you! Well...
Hi, mom! It's your favorite... who am I to you? Soon I will come back alive from the war in... um... Where am I now? I think somewhere in Europe. Hey, just wanted to thank you and the rest of the beef jerky you sent. Although, she tastes like...
Also wanted to tell you about my problems... Well, you know - I'm holding everything explodes. And you know what? For me, this is no longer a problem! The point is that kind of nice when you blow it up. To be honest, I think I accidentally blew up something that blow shouldn't have. It doesn't matter because even then I was transferred to another company, where everything is simply put...
But there is a lot of new friends! Sergeant, for example, or Sweetwater - the nerdy guy that looked like my younger brother. And although I look after him, but I don't think in our squad he will stay for a long time.
I gotta go, so bye everyone! And I love you, mom!
№ 272689   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:44
- I'm not complaining, but these guys don't try to do everything to kill us?
They're going to fight us, we fight. We will win, right after you shut up, stupid!
- "Talking army bad army". Let's just get into them and destroy them all?
№ 272532   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:38
Hi! It is an ordinary Joe haggard, and I - an ordinary soldier. We can say, "shirt-guy", so don't be misled by my appearance. And don't listen to those who say that people around me usually die - it's not true. Well, I mean that we are at war still: here it happens. Here...
What have I forgotten? Oh Yes! I love to eat, especially like beer and a snack something simple. I love to blow up. Just remember, for me it fell, and in the army - on the contrary: we all want to do something blew up. Okay, if you remember the case when I mined the officer's latrine, I probably messed something up. But what was the explosion of beauty!
№ 272531   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:38