Character: Simon Kenton



In fact I've never killed anyone. Up to this day. In any case, intentionally.
№ 278727   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:20
No passage on the left, and immediately to starboard.
- I have the blueprints to the ship.
- Who do you think gave you the plan?
№ 278716   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:19
- What the hell is creature?
- I am afraid that our friends might... Archeo Ottoia. Side branch of the family of the ottoia are.
- Oh, the ottoia are family. I was starting to worry.
- At a depth of 4 thousand feet the ottoia are have a length with a pencil. And the body thickness with the Golf ball. Those at a depth of 20 thousand feet - can eat full-grown sharks. Well, at a depth of 30 or 40 thousand feet... You can imagine.
- It is clear that nothing good. So, we are dealing with sea monsters-mutants?
- Damn, the ottoia are very crafty. They hide in burrows and grab their victims with spiny tentacles. And then they crush them between massive jaws.
- They eat you, right?
- No, they suck. They suck from the body of a living victim all the liquid. And then spew the remains of a skeleton.
- Enough of the lecture is over.
№ 278714   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:18
- Caught red-handed. My, what an adorable thief.
- Good evening, gentlemen. I was just about to leave. But will probably remain.
- A reasonable solution. Moreover, nowhere to run. The nearest land is. 600 miles if I'm not mistaken, captain?
- About 800, sir. According to this Fax we received...
- Frankly, not very good photo. You're wanted on charges of burglary, robbery, forgery. And attempted murder?
My ex - boyfriend.
- Six arrests, five convictions. Wanted in four countries. How such a pretty young woman managed to accumulate such an incredible...
... the number of crimes?
Trust me, it wasn't easy.
№ 278698   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:16