Character: Wolf. Page 1
- Grandmother, what long ears!
- It's better to hear you with, my dear.
- Grandma, what are your big eyes!
Is to get to see you, my dear.
- Grandma, what great teeth!
Is to eat you! - said the wolf swallowed little Red riding Hood.
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MegaMozg 28-08-2017 / 22:33
- Basta, beetles, ending with dancing!
- To die - so with music! Sing, brothers!
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MegaMozg 23-07-2017 / 19:21
At the threshold, see, I die!
Not allowed to go home mother!
Open up, don't be a fool!
I'm an asshole, but slightly husky...
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MegaMozg 23-07-2017 / 19:18
Quickly open the door mother!
I'm tired, I'm hungry as a beast!
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MegaMozg 23-07-2017 / 19:12
I really like this one. And then the generals than to sit there, but what command is missing.
Quote Explanation: The wolf turned the bust of Alexander the great upside down.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:57
- Well you, the king-father, hard head!
I am going to someone's tail wind. And soldiers do not give to play.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:45
Culture is you don't build fences.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:45
- Will begin to stretch - would marry her by force!
- Right, show the Royal will.
- What is right? Sorry for the girl! Yes, and very unpleasant. Come some Ivan Tsarevich, will then go in his underwear, to command...
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:08
- God help you... You sho, climb the trees?
- Yes here... the bird wanted...
- Yeah...
- Yes, I walked... walked...
- Aha!.. Kicked?
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:11
"Mumu"... Honor is about you!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:47
You, the hares, so the apples like?
- BJ.. love...
- I love rabbits. Raw!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:27
Four boys and a girl!
- I wonder-I wonder. Four boys and a light bulb?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:27
The longer you sit the more fish,
The more catch - eat hearty!
The more fish eat, the stronger I sleep,
The stronger I sleep - so I will be healthier!
And all win! And all win! And all win!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:39
- I've started with a dog fight.
My life, believe me, not easy!
But, in fact, I'm a dog,
Only a very wild, yet.
- He is as complex and as simple
The same paws, ears, same tail.
Tell me, isn't he a dog?
- Tell me, am I not a dog?
And how in the silence of the forest sigh,
That is not domesticated in the old days.
Because of that, I don't bark
And the more howl at the moon.
If you ask what my sorrow,
Secret secret let me tell you, friends!
So I would like to be a dog I!
Yes! Would like to be a dog I!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:27
Everyone thinks winter and spring
Fixed menu my meat!
About me felt wrong.
As I would like for once,
Even today, even now,
To prove the opposite!
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All blame me, scold me, scold.
Little kids wolf all scare!
What a terrible reputation.
As I would like for once,
Even today, even now,
To make something beautiful!
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Drawn in the tales of gray.
Read, worse than a wolf - nope.
What my portrait unattractive.
Perhaps worse, I Koshchey? Perhaps worse than an Ogre?
Am I not charming?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:26
