Character: Varrick Tetras. Page 3



- Listen, why is it that when you tell people about our escape from Thedas, I look that ridiculous?
Hawk, you don't fit in any frame! I had to add you a couple of shortcomings, just that the person was like.
- Don't fit? I want to say I'm fat?
Exactly. That's exactly what I tell you. "Hawk fell upon the enemy, like a huge casserole in meat sauce". So it sounds spectacular.
- And why in the meat then? In my opinion, better than chocolate.
- You cannot please everyone.
№ 293847   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 04:06
- I wonder who is this "Luminary"? With that name he must at some point give evil "MUA ha ha". Know. No, I'm serious. Again the blood? Why blood and not spit, say? Or a piece of hair?
- Are you sure you would like to meet with the spitting mage?
- For a change - completely.
№ 293845   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 04:00
Hawk, you're too willing to take on other people's business. And every time risk. Someday you will change the luck.
- You have a better idea?
- Keep what you have. Keep your head down.
- That is, in fact: "Live life, without knowing anyone".
Well... yeah, roughly.
And well it came from you, Fenris?
№ 293843   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:54
- Dwarven prison?
The dwarves prisons did not build, elf. This is a dump. Here they threw something and hoped that it never will see.
№ 293842   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:51
I thought all dwarves wear beards. And where is yours?
- I lost it along with the dwarf's pride and gilded icon of a caste of aristocrats.
- And I thought she was you under the bib fell.
Wow! Dark elf was joking!
- I'm not gloomy.
- Mate, if your gloom a bit to Refine, women will fall into ecstasy. You know how they love brooding boys.
- You're a strange dwarf.
- And you thought I was kidding about the badge?
№ 293838   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:39
- This is your Trade Guild reminds me starchevskiy yard. Intrigue and rumours in the wrapper of the bureaucracy.
- If Starkhaven all at least a tenth as bad, I understand why you ran away to the Church.
- Worst of all was the fashion. In the Church I never had painful to remember are this year fitted jackets or loose.
- And Starkhaven you are beaten with a baton to death, if you forget the name of the third daughter of a Junior Secretary?
- If you're lucky.
- Know, Song, your life suddenly became in my eyes a lot more sense.
№ 293835   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:30
- Mavis, what are you doing?
- Nothing! Nothing!
Are you trying to look into my records?
- It has come to my strange stories about "the buckle of righteousness."
- Like buckle, talking about the future of your pants? Or about how she's on the faces of the sinners the mark burns? I personally prefer about the pants. There is more pathos.
№ 293830   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:15
- We have Starkhaven dwarves a bit. The Charter is a Trading Guild?
Are you kidding me? The Charter is the most evil gang of thugs in Orzammar. Mainly engaged in the smuggling of lyrium, gambling and contract killings.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know...
- And in fact - Yes. Almost the same Guild.
№ 293829   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:12
- Know, Song, I usually never say, but those white shiny armor... you.
- Varrick, as it is unusually nice of you.
- You look like a varnished Dolphin.
- But it is much more your style.
№ 293828   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:09
- Mavis, tell us about Starkhaven. Sure, we all burn with curiosity, so want to know about your distant homeland.
- "A distant country"? Starkhaven in the Free Marches, and not on the moon.
- I was hoping...
- There is almost everything here. Only dead less.
Yeah, you don't have a hawk.
№ 293827   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2017 / 03:06
- It's exciting to work with the hawk!
- Yeah?
- It seems that whenever in Kirkwall something happens, it is certainly part of it. I have never enjoyed so many opportunities to help people!
- Okay. I thought I already I am sick of your whining. I take it back. You're teeth are hurting.
№ 293822   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2017 / 21:06
- You heard last night the guy in the Hanging man?
- "Your eyes are like bumblebees, flies into the window of my soul".
- I liked: "Your lips are like the wings of sparrows. Red. Beserah".
- "Was that his horn? Let superheat your wings-sponge!"
- I would've bought him a drink, but, in my opinion, he no longer needed.
№ 293817   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2017 / 19:42
- You know, Ivanka, you promised to tell me how your ship crashed.
- I was drunk. It seemed to me that the reefs around the Ragged shores are made of candy.
- Oh, come on.
And the demon pushed me to check it out. Made me bet on sixty gold and a bottle of port. You know, not only you can fill.
№ 293809   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2017 / 19:18
- You really don't like the Deep roads?
And who in their right mind likes them? Hole, infested with creatures of darkness, and no end in sight.
But the dwarves live on Deep tracks, right? Probably not so bad.
Dwarves are crazy.
Is he says is true, Daisy.
№ 293797   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2017 / 18:42
- Again, you're staring at me. What I write this time?
- So, you and hawke... I need details. If you fell before her on bended knee? She jumped on you? If you swore eternal love to her? Or is it just physical attraction?
I think this doesn't concern you.
Great. But if you don't tell me I have to include fantasy.
№ 293783   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2017 / 18:00