Character: Varrick Tetras

- What an unforgettable adventure: a journey through the vast, sandy ocean.
- Yeah, the desert is not the case, does the manicure with the hat. It's a shame, I guess.
Hmm... what was that you said an hour ago? What about the fact that you'd rather die than spend another day in this place?
- Okay. We both hate this. This will bind us forever.

I hear your books are very popular, master Tetras.
- Do not complain.
- Sincerely happy for you.
Really? Where's the sarcasm, which look down upon?
We live in a dark and evil time, child of Stone. Almost all Nations believed in collapsed. If you get to give them rest in the worlds between the pages, you're already doing more than the other.

- Don't you miss living under the ground? At the call of the Stone?
No. Whoever was this Stone with a capital letter, it was gone when I was born.
But... maybe you still miss?
How can you miss what you never knew? Well, suppose I had this feeling, a connection with the Stone. The question is, what would it cost me? I would have lost upstairs? Ceased to tell stories? I like to be myself. And if you want songs go to the tavern.
- Sounds wise.

- You know what I like about you, Soun? Your endless optimism.
How nice to have a friend who you think up the missing quality!
- No, I'm serious. Would otherwise elf, a renegade to help the clergy to close the crack in the sky?
- If so see that and not argue.

- How do you think who is cooler: Josephine, Leliana, or Cassandra?
And Cullen we're not even considering?
- Curly? Yes, they have it just for the background keep close to cute to seem.

- Well, friend elf, again we are eliminating the human mess.
And so did the Inquisition, not ravnovesii we, and master Tetras?
- Probably, they burned everything indiscriminately.
- It is in the spirit of the majority of people I know.

- Shouldn't you talk funny? Why your stories are boring?
You know, I would be offended if I didn't know that "boring" in your understanding is "made of words".

- Did they ever silent?
Guy you need to talk more specifically. Who is silent?
- People in the head. They're not real, but say and think. Sometimes you look at their eyes.
- If they were silent I wouldn't have so much to write.

People often like cats. Or shove the tail to was afraid of them, or huddle in a corner to avoid being noticed. And show them that you're not afraid, but not dangerous - and they purr on your lap.

But he died at the end of the last book. If you do, readers will get confused.
- TA-AK. You know, to delve into his personal life - this is okay, but creative ideas - intimate.

- Come on, man, try again, as we were taught.
- Two pairs beat one. Caret beat two pair. She's hiding the ACE of dragons in high boots and offers the bartender to play again. Blondie stares at the table, grumbling, always grumbling...
- Man, get it together. Bad memories of the caret you can't beat.

- So, Cole, you can be invisible at will? And other people can hide?
Yes. But I'm tired. And it's not coming out, if they are loud. Or evil. Or bright.
- And items? Can make people not notice a thing?
Maybe. What, for example?
- I don't know. A book, a box... a box... a cart with drawers?

I thought Seeker, you will have stronger feelings for the Templars joined the Inquisition. You know, those... dagger motivating to push you around.
- Not all my feelings were encouraged to push you around with a dagger.
- Ah, so I was so special? Right proud.

- A hawk is higher than I thought.
Let me guess: it's the first thing you said to her?
- Well, not the first.
- That is, Seeker. Next time you're in, threatening with a knife, I pull out the story, especially will make the hero taller.