Character: Spyro (Spyro)



Hey, bald head!
- "Bald head"?! No one calls me that!
- Nope. You all name. And "trifle paunchy", "Gollum", "Steve", "Mr. Kazagrandi"...
"Steve"? What does that mean?
I do not know. But I am absolutely sure that with this book you will not go away.
- It's easy! I have ninety-eight per cent did!
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№ 304337   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:48
- Don't know if my side is right to always tell you you're talented, even if you were an arrogant, childish and didn't follow the rules of fire safety.
Oh, and the rest of the rules too.
- You see? This is what I'll say! I can blame only myself that was filling your head with grandiose thoughts and petted you, Spyro.
- Well, what can I do? You were really wrong. But for the first time I forgive you.
- I think I created a monster, all these years supporting your self-worth and believing in your talent.
- Well, actually, I'm a dragon, so...
I'm talking about your inflated ego! Stop milking it and get to the really important business! And don't put themselves above others. You have to deal with it, Spiro.
- Of course I can handle! I'm the best! And these are your words, not mine.
- Eh...
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№ 304332   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:33
- Spyro, soon you'll have to become Selenderom. You know what that means?
- What do I need to create your own fan club?
- My friend, you're not getting the point. Pretty soon you'll be a part of something bigger...
- Yes, exactly! So, I need to find someone to do my fan club. It's brilliant! And it is time to start practicing to write autographs!
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№ 304331   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:30
- Grandpa, Hey!
- Have a seat. Can you explain the results of their last test, Spyro?
- Of course! However, I badly explain... What?! Did I pass?
- Passed. Barely.
- Yes, but was the same! Don't need to add anything, and that "barely" - it doesn't matter.
Quote Explanation: Spyro on the test received a rating of "Satisfactory".
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№ 304330   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:27
I'm assuming your friend Spyro, as always...
- IIiii I'm here! Let's do it, j-VI?
I'm a Professor of jet-VAK! You're late! Again! You do understand that when you become Selenderom one talent you don't stop! You have to constantly work hard and be a worthy member of his team!
- I have my own team?! I call it "Detachment Spyro". Well, or maybe "Team Spyro", or...
- Attention, class! Spyro thinks that his actions will not affect others. Let's show him how wrong he is... a quick test!
- This is all your fault, "Oh great Spyro"!
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№ 304329   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:24
- Call for class? Well! As always, on time...
- Sounds like someone is taking heat.
- Why? We just say that you have arrested us.
- "Us"?
You are the magma!
Quote Explanation: As Eruptor can neither fly nor teleport, he has normally to run off to lectures.
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№ 304328   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:21
And who is so irritable? Old man, you got up on the wrong side of a volcano?
- Ya Not. IRRITABLE! AAAAAAA!!!
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№ 304327   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:18
- Spyro, if you're done showing off, can we finish this party in Babol?
Relax, Eraptor. Just a couple of Souvenirs for the fans...
- Yes who do we need pictures of your ass?!
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№ 304326   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:15
You're a cadet, right? First years, as I did four years ago. Well, not exactly like me - because Spyro is the only one.
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№ 304325   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 20:12