Character: Arthur Wahlenbergii

Uh, when I asked the meat in its own juice, never thought I'll have it delivered still in the original packaging - came a familiar voice. - Oswald good sense of humor, however.
I sighed with relief. The presence of a vampire worked for me better sedated, so could only follow the development of events.
The fellow quickly turned, but when faced with an icy stare Art, his irritation suddenly gave way to nervousness. I think he even sobered up.
- What, am I wrong?
The man quickly nodded.
- So go away, poor thing, - advised the vampire.