Character: Ted Mosby; Barney Stinson; Robin Scherbatsky

You call Robin.
I'm calling Robin.
- Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you to call her!
- Oh, yeah? And what are you going to do with this?
- If you make this call, I'll set fire to your jacket.
Heh, you're bluffing. [Robin ringing] Hello, Robin, it's Ted.
- Ted, for the last time, stop...
Oh eeevery theater!