Character: Ray Stents



To be unhappy is an idiot, treat people like dirt - God-given right of every new Yorker!
№ 339923   Added MegaMozg 23-08-2018 / 00:12
- You, what, astronauts?
- No, we poison cockroaches. On the twelfth floor, saw a cockroach.
- Huge cockroach I suppose.
Head you bite off only so.
- What are you supposed to be some kind of a cosmonaut?
- No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12th.
- That must be one huge cockroach. Bite your head off.
№ 339920   Added MegaMozg 23-08-2018 / 00:09
- Where's my shirt?
- Look in the Laundry basket!
- I understand the shirt is dirty or clean, I still have several intermediate stages, for example, this shirt enough to hang outside the window for ten minutes!
№ 339915   Added MegaMozg 23-08-2018 / 00:04