Character: Mrs. Lerby

- Larbi was a jerk, a cheap crook who traded Korean knit. Through the week our divorce was to be decorated, and if he waited seven days with its explosion, I wouldn't have to sit here now! I don't need a service, don't need flowers, don't need a coffin!
Mrs. Lerby, your husband ordered the cremation. Some kind of container needed for this. These are the rules.
- Even in his best days, weighed no more than ninety-eight feet, and what's left of it now will fit in the shoebox!