Character: Tobias Funke



- You bought Lindsay at the same auction.
- Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will.
So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
- It's just there's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence
- You bought Lindsay at the same auction?!
- Well, Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot in time, so to speak, exercising... so I'm afraid I now have to clean up after themselves.
- How much bad language in one sentence.
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2 Season 10 Series
№ 380134   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 18:36
- Where to, mate?
- The Gothic Castle.
- Gothic Asshole?!
- That's what I said!
- Where to go?
- Gothic castle.
- Gothic ass?!
- That's what I said!
Quote Explanation: The taxi driver asked Tobias where to take him, but did not hear and asked again, but Tobias now he couldn't hear and confirmed incorrectly pronounced the name of the travel destination: ...in the end he brought Tobias is not in the concert hall, and the Gothic bdsm gay club.
1 Season 9 Series
№ 380130   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 18:24
- Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
- What?!
- And now, allow me to remove her secretarial skirt and put on my suit psychotherapist pull-up ass in the style of Barbra Streisand.
What?!
2 Season 15 Series
№ 380128   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 18:18
You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately.
You know, Michael, let me lower your pants actor and put on the head stocking crazy-anal-of lysator, George Michael lately is behaving oddly.
3 Season 9 Series
№ 380125   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 18:09