Character: The darkness. Page 1



- What is "English beefsteak" ?
Is when in one hand take a piece of raw meat and the other from a distance to show him a hot coal. Recipe paleontologicheskij whalers. Then eat.
Is that all? Without salt?
№ 301012   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:21
But when I fixed the suspension, I brought the harvester out of the mine and brought all of his lasers on the glacier. You know what happens if you point a powerful infrared laser at a glacier? The ice is melting! As the sugar in the boiling water! But first, it is not visible. The water soaks into the snow fills all the hollows, puddles and lakes. Until morning, nothing happened. But when the sun came up... the Glacier fell into the lake, and the water from the lake in the valley. I went down to their camp selle. In five minutes they had no equipment, no relationships, no tents. Without anything only the clothes and weapons. After the pass an avalanche and locked everyone in the valley as in a mousetrap. And then I started to hunt them. Stalked and killed one by one. All honest! Equal chance of winning. They prey on me, and I at them. Don't know how many I killed, but became caught dead not my hand! Scorpions in a jar with fear began to bite each other! How I laughed then! How they laughed! And the mountains were laughing along with me! I - and the mountains!
№ 301011   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:21
Know Lobstick when I got here, I even thought that killing in the Area somewhere, somehow true. Here criminals get. Before this the tower was given, but now the laws have become soft as a cat's paw. Those at the top, their hands the blood stain can not, so I will do it for them. And I kill someone, is also true. On the Area, write everything off. But failed me in forty years to kill. And you know why? Up there, the teachers were good, which I taught to kill. It's like water to throw, to swim, to teach. Drowned, sank, and swam, so for life. Even so, ancient languages are taught. Lock people in a room and only in the ancient language talking with him. In three weeks he forgets his native language. And I - for those three weeks all the tricks mastered. They told me in a blood soaked. Even when a woman look, think first of all, where she hide the knife can. Area cursed.
№ 301009   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:21
- Hey, Lobstick, was your mother. A large green dragon. Name Tonara.
- Mother Catherine! high, on the verge of ultrasound, a voice squeaked Lobstick.
Wow! Lobstick, you talk! So mommy was surprised. But first the Pope Nada. You why do parrots eat?
- No.
- Not eaten? Why?
- Tasteless.
- Poor, poor tasteless parrot. You're not going to catch parrots?
- I will be.
- These are the times. Why? Silly you're mine.
Fun. Smart girl.
- Who told you that?
- Mom.
- Your mom is very silly. Both mothers.
№ 301008   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:20
As just one killer? Sent us an ultimatum on two sheets and put just one killer? I spoke to the rebels, nearly pissed himself from fear, and they don't... they respect us.
№ 300985   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:06
Fool, how you made! Head - two ears!
- One, my dear one. Second yet. Not grown yet.
Quote Explanation: After the crash of a spaceship.
№ 300984   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 09:03
The team filled the logbook in the comics. Here was all the events from the moment of immersion. Most of all got, of course, Darkness. Here at around 310 meters, he is trying to stretch the corners crumpled like a sheet of paper, monitor screen. That's at around 350 meters sweeping with a broom into a pile sprawled on the floor of the body of the divers. Angle moans: "Breathe..." the Darkness said, "don't yell, you're not at home." Plus picks:"... the house was not ori". Here the Darkness runs along the bottom of the boat, from under the feet of run up to the side of the Medusa, and behind him like balloons on strings, flying, losing fins and mask, Angle and Slash. Here the Darkness standing on the wing of the boat and twisted like a wet rag, a bottle of oxygen. In the mind is beating the question: "is Not understand?"
Quote Explanation: The magazine of the lifting bell and divers. after the accident
№ 300965   Added MegaMozg 15-09-2017 / 14:54
- I'll kill you, the Darkness will kill you! Kill! You know what it was Sunny. Enjoy life, every minute!
- You start.
- Not now and not here. Wait until you are dead! Every hour! Every minute! Or kill me like it!
- I don't have a stranglehold of the strings of the piano. It was the note "Re" of the great octave. I told her to cut this cheese.
Quote Explanation: Catherine learned. the Darkness killed her sister, who is playing the role of hostess of the brothel was still secret head of a gang keneperu and cut their organs.
№ 300963   Added MegaMozg 15-09-2017 / 14:48
You need to be very large paranoid to look for the hedgehog at the top of the tree.
Quote Explanation: looking at a hedgehog dragon threw it aside. and the hunters decided to look for...
№ 300961   Added MegaMozg 15-09-2017 / 14:42
- I woke up when I the Dark water thrown in your face. Looked around, all out, one dragon goes, as if nothing had happened, the floor sweeping! Plus shout: "Watch the mix!"
That's not what you were screaming, ' replied the Darkness. - What? If I repeat all, you respect me stop. But two words about the mix was there, too.
Well, maybe I can added. Look, Plus came to life, moved. I control it, so again, not asleep, tell you what to do. Feel went to work. And the Darkness, the MOP is put aside at me a little wistfully looked and said, "don't yell, you're not at home." Then he thought and added" However, the house also don't shout!" And again sweeping. Some nerve! I heard, on the ground lay.
Quote Explanation: It tells the diver how they were slow decompression and the dragon people tried in vain not to touch things he did.
№ 300960   Added MegaMozg 15-09-2017 / 14:39
Selena, and let me kiss you, huh? Solely out of respect as my own best enemy!
№ 247077   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:40
We, astrologers, people with a delicate soul, delicate, vulnerable, even something sublime and sensitive. Because I feel, shit smells.
№ 238246   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 13:43
And did you like it?! - Dragon already dropped serebrisky and followed her under the table, with an eye on Virro, only hissing bursting with its terms. Oh, gods, did this nothing can charm a woman?! What a nightmare - mind, courage, strength, and beauty does not count - enough crooked nose!
- You see, the Darkness, and condescending I noticed, twisting the scythe in front of a vacant mirror - from all of the above he, unlike you, has at least a nose.
№ 94822   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:06
Transforming the woman's face, the makeup creates a bright mask greyness, behind which hides a live, beautiful soul.
№ 87132   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:12
"What happened?"
- The rock came down. Or some kind of underwater zveruga got teeth, you fool.
- So she choked!
№ 37197   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:28