Character: Victoria Klochkova. Page 1

Not yet born the man who will make me wash the floor!

- In fact, you don't want to achieve your goal!
I don't want?! Yes, you would have seen my car!
Red is, Yes?
Is the face you red! And my car is the color of ripe cherries!

- Can you have a hair dryer I could borrow?
- Why are you the Hairdryer to work brought, he's inedible!

You're all looking for: and the evil Kira, and your mad Kate!
What are you managed to piss them off.
- The fact that you were born.

- Tea, coffee, maybe something sweet...
- And you, Vic, shut up and breathe!

- Andrey, I will go now and hang myself in the ladies room! And a note to write that in my death blame Andrei Zhdanov!
- Yes, Vic. Room only booths do not forget to specify note! I have this Cabinet will sabatoni. For memory.

- All of Kira, I'm tired! Now go to Andrew and say: choose me or Pushkareva!
And Andrew will fall on their knees and beg!
- Do you think?
- Yeah, get out of here!

- Kira! I realized I need a BG!
- Vic, are you listening BG?!
- No. BG is a rich gay.

- And this is my mashinka, all sad, lonely, single. In the rain...
- How did you know? She winked at you?
Yeah. Trunk waved...

Lord! Well fuck you I a normal guy! Rich! I'm not asking to reduce the price of gasoline!

I'm not the President of the company.
- Why?
- I want to fire you or resign yourself. I chose the latter!

- Katya, I will be to you a few orders, so coffee hold.
- I'm not myself!
- Yes, me too is not necessary.
Is I asked. Dying for a coffee!
- Well, and die on your health, I don't mind, I even "for".

- I hope I will remember. I left the trail here!
Rather, heritage...

Repair office samovars of the Moscow Patriarchate, listening to you... theater of the absurd. A ticket service. I listen to you.