TV series: 3 the black adder (Black Adder the Third)

- I was going to give her a note expressing your noble intentions, sir.
Yes, Yes, I thought so too! Write this down: "My dear juicy sausage, you are very lucky! Collect all your most playful night clothes, their money, and with all haste run here. From now until Christmas you will be able to admire the ceiling of my bedroom, lucky girl! P. S. Wow-Wow!"
- Touching, sir. Do you mind if I change one tiny aspect?
- What?
- Text, sir.