TV series: Bad judge (Bad Judge)

Oh, I see. Repairmen sitting in the basement in the jackets. They have the money, cards, poker chips, booze. The game for money. But no, the only crime I see is you, sitting in jackets in the cold basement, when in the court room forty-three degrees. And you in a jacket, and I have boob sweat.
We don't want to catch a cold.
- And in the face you don't want? Huh?! You all know that I'm a judge? So, if after ten minutes, I'm in the court room will not see snow, you are going to repair the heaters in the Sahara.

Rejected. And also to you. And small in the audience, no Booing , no cheering. If you think that I will not hold you in contempt of court, it is in my bucket list. Want to take the risk?

- Oh! Ooh!
- Judge, you make hurt a provocative sounds.
- Oh, Edward. I feel like in a beer commercial, from which I never want to go back.

- They give you the estimated time when the air conditioning is repaired.
- I filled in two requests, both in four copies. Sent three voice mails, sent an e-mail. Still no answer. Then I tried to open the window...
- No the law, zero, zero ten, two hundred and ninety-four, in all municipal buildings in the district, between forty-sixth and seventy-eighth streets, the Windows need to be Packed for the suicide.
- Why do you know that?
Dude, my brain is a safe and a file Cabinet.

- What's with these guys from the Union of repairmen? They guard the thermostat at sixty bucks, as if it were a diamond with magical powers. Like in the movies: "Mission impossible".
- Your honor, the air conditioning in this part of the building is broken. Do you like the story?
Well, I don't follow the plot. I just like the way Tom cruise runs around in his mom jeans.

And if you don't mind Your feelings... I mean Your honor ...
Hey! Me is not the least bit worried. Absolutely! Do what you want.
Again, take a pack of condoms, drink a bucket of tequila and crawl to me...
- Yeah, dream on, buddy! Remember, you're the former!

I eat ice cream blast, and since the title has the word Explosion, the court security threw me out there him outside. Nonsense! In merry time live.
- Tell me about it! I just ate an explosive salsa, so I was told that I had pepper spray grass...

- Judge, you'd better come in through the back door, the ATO where the exasperated judge Fernandez, you forgot to execute five drug traffickers yesterday.
- I'm dealing with mentally unstable criminals all day long, and I'm sure just irritated judge I can handle it.

- Morning. the judge As usual your strong coffee, a Mexican burrito. Here, try some fresh salso, don't worry it is not spicy.
Gracias! Smart! Not sharp! For who, the devil? Jim Simons? Feeling like I'm Godzilla! It is very sharp...

- Your honor! Oh, damn! Well, your honor.
We conducted investigative experiment in the case of attack.
- In the case? I know of any such case. I saw this thing at the night show. "The corruption of witness" or "Sister under arrest" ? No, rather "Obscene jury"!

- Third time at your table, cool!
- Only three times. Although if you don't count after the world Cup. Oh and the next night too...
- We had nothing after the Cup?!
What? Really? I'm sorry, are you sure? Gehry!
- Okay, just kidding. It was me.

- Is rejected. Mr. Riller, you want to escape?
- Your honor, of course not. I'm a family man. Ask any of my wives..
One question, Arvia Anko there is a direct flight to Costa Rica?
- Tomorrow at ten twenty, otherwise you'll have to transplant To Mexico... Oh...
Someone made enquiries about travel to the only country in the hemisphere, which has no extradition Treaty and extradition to the US. Bail is denied.

You know, what do we have here the case is heard about, not run away our Romeo from the pledge, not audition for the role of "a Few good men"?