bra [Theme]

Have you ever wondered why the size of the bras uses the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H?
The time has come to reveal this secret:
A - almost boobs (Tits almost);
B - Barely there (almost short);
C - Can't complain (can't complain);
D - Damn!! (Holy shit!);
DD - Double Damn!! (doubly awesome!);
E - enormous (huge);
F - Fake (false);
G - Get reduction (probably decreases);
and finally
H - Help me! I've fallen and can't get up (help! I've fallen and I can't get up!)