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What is a wedge on the potterian? This is when you can't pass up smoothtraffic doors or turnstiles without: — Alohomora!
№ 402203   Added oddissfan 08-08-2020 / 08:55
What is a wedge on the Potterian? This is when the phone replaces the word "Swipe" with the word "Snape". And instead of a message: "I held the screen swipe", turns: "I held on the screen by Snape"! Very funny, no Snape is not affected! :)
№ 402202   Added oddissfan 08-08-2020 / 08:53
What if fallen heroes of Harry Potter would be planes
The spirit of the murdered Nymphadora Tonks was in one of the aircraft "Aeroflot": it randomly changes color, shape, very clumsy, and, to use his full name — hammer shock and may erase the memory.

The spirit of Remus Lupin mysteriously disappears from the hangar at the full moon, everyone who sees it in this time — crazy.

The spirit of "mad-eye": the terrorists leave his side, as soon as the hearing: "Constant vigilance!", it seems to hide a bomb on it useless!

The spirit Dambora: all the avionics is crazy, it's Director is trying to conjure.

The spirit Bellatrix: moved is not in one plane, there have been attempts to "kill those filthy Muggles", but always overtakes "the Terrible Eye". Cooperating with the terrorists.

The spirit of Fred Weasley: fun, fun, fun and again fun!

The spirit of Severus Snape: always perekrestimsya in black, hisses, and spits venom (fuel), hates accustic and shaggy, once slipped off a flight engineer!

The spirit of Dumbledore: tries to intrigue and to become a major in the fleet, for the greater good, of course! Secretly feeding passengers lemon slices.
№ 402199   Added oddissfan 08-08-2020 / 08:50