Terry Pratchett. The last hero (№ 136563)

- And how are you doing, Cohen? - said Evil Harry. I heard you Emperor now?
- Sounds good, huh? gloomily responded Cohen. - But you know what? Boring. All crawling around you cringe, not fight with anyone, and soft beds begins to ache. A lot of money, and nothing to spend, except on toys. This damned civilization is sucking the life out of you.