George Carlin: You're all dead (George Carlin: You Are All Diseased) (№ 136700)

The children began to smoke because a camel in sunglasses told them to do so. They started Smoking for the same reason adults do, because it helps to remove anxiety and depression. You would have been in anxiety and depression, if you had to put up with parents who write you in College before you know what angle the cot stinks worse! Then they score you some nonsense, all through the town drag you to some kind of mindless building. Look, it is not surprising that the children began to smoke - it helps!