Can't be! (№ 158791)

- Here is the "birch grove". Here is the food. Well, take? But quick!
- How much per piece you want?
- Which the grove is 100.
- Do not tell me! Twenty.
What? For the wonderful birch grove twenty? Yes there some dry birch firewood cubic forty!
- Why do we need your firewood? We have, thank God, steam heating.