Character: the brother of the wife Gorbushkin

- I wish paintings without signatures...
- Well, what signatures? Well, what do you cling? Then without the signatures, everything is clear - here birch grove, here food.

- Head straight in the fog...
- Why get married? I should never have married, and that the head does not hurt.

What poskudnaya you have got the groom!

So I myself bought, eh?
- Well as you first bought it, and then got married. What are you the shadow of the fence!

And whose hands work?
- Unfortunately, no brushes.
- Whether the brush attach ourselves

- Well, this how much?
Well, scarce products now you know how much. Three hundred.
- Do not tell me! Two blue chicken and a pound of cucumbers - three hundred rubles?
- Well, you see, Madame, at the noble foods do not understand! It's not the chickens! It's a game!
Is the game? And your prices are not game?!

- Here is the "birch grove". Here is the food. Well, take? But quick!
- How much per piece you want?
- Which the grove is 100.
- Do not tell me! Twenty.
What? For the wonderful birch grove twenty? Yes there some dry birch firewood cubic forty!
- Why do we need your firewood? We have, thank God, steam heating.

Beer-no one is drowning, always drowning in the water.
Rivers, seas, Straits - how many of them harm!

- Give me the money, what you their hands to hold!
- Oh, nothing. I would have held it.

Well, I narrowly, narrowly!
- Yes where is narrow? I would even say - big!
- Yes, I said widely me.

- About what I say, if they don't want?!
They want, want. Only shy!

You, sister, to marry. Quickly, quickly!

Give! Half. Then...

Ruining people is not beer, water destroys people!